Here's my sign. (Warning: Suggestive) by papachile
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And here I am, pushing the envelope yet again. I feel rather like a dunce for burning my own hand. So I came up with this. I am getting better so its making my typing go faster and renders too. We'll see at work. LOL! I have a whole week to spend in meetings I need to try and stay awake! LOL! So I believe in suggestion, I believe that sometimes the subtle sexy can drive one wild. I hope you agree. I'll try and catch up with comments this week...sorry. And enjoy!
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Ft. Worth, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense.
The deputy says," License and registration, please."
"What for?" says the lawyer.
The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."
Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
"You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the deputy. License and registration, please."
The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
"The difference is you have to come to complete! stop, t hat's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says.
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."
"That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the deputy says.
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
LOL! See ya!
Comments (26)
msebonyluv
LOL thats too funny!! Excellent work!!
Star4mation
Love the image and the joke :)
indiefilm
Great render, She has a great expression! And that joke is priceless! Jay
KoldFusion
This is cool.
Denys234
Excellent render!
meselfr
hahahahaha excellent render and joke... these jokes sure make my day... and so does the artwork (oral exam in room 69...) cheers/mes
B_PEACOCK
LMAO Funny stuff . Awesome looking image Ed glad you are on the mend
Tracesl
Cute and not a bit suggestive (big grin). Wonderful concept and image.
sumdumgi
LOL @ the joke! My sign is neon!
NocturnalRamble
lol and another funny. Very cool render my friend. I love these.
BarbieDahl
Now that's too funny. Awesome render...it's like she had a blonde moment.
brycek
Wonderful render and joke..great job!!
RodolfoCiminelli
Excellent done Eduardo......!!!!
thecytron
Nicely put together!
rebelmommy
I love it!!!!
jwiest
Awww for the dunce cap. Though the combination of her and an oral exam has my mind in the gutter I'm afraid. :D lol Great image!
awadissk
Wonderful image and work!!!!!!!!!!
Monuli
Wow, beautiful image !! ~ Excellent ~
ccbig
LOL! I look forward to your chalkboard messages! Always leave me with a smile!
cyanure
LOL!great Pin Up,the black board make laugh too
Starlift
Great render - very, very funny!
DRAKELOT
Beautiful work Eduardo !!! ... Antonio.
MariaAJMD
LOL I bet the lawyer knows the difference now. haha. I love the girl's expression. Very cute and sly sexy humor to it. Made me laugh. Hugs Maria
cole4965
LOL! Great image and great joke!!!
HollywoodBest
Great image and joke :D
wishes3d
Fantastic! Excellent work!