The Wimp & The Bully by frogdot
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Woody could never figure out what Cindy Lou saw in Buff Sherbet. Sure, his Dad was rich and he lettered in five sports. Then one day, Woody saw an ad in the back of his favorite comic book.
"GET what you want with DYNAMIC IGNORANCE"
He knew this was for him. No special equipment was needed and only required willpower, which he had lots of. He sent away for it and spent only a few days studying before he had mastered the art of being ignorant.
It was Spring Break and all the kids were at the beach. Once a pathetic 98 pound weakling, a new, braver Woody swaggered confidently up the beach to where Cindy Lou was sitting with the glistening Buff. Although still a 98 pound weakling, Woody wound up and kicked a mighty spray of sand at the startled behemoth. Everyone watching gasped. No one had ever stood up to Buff Sherbet and walked away, but Woody was blissfully ignorant. He wasn't thinking about what might happen, he was only knowing what he wanted. Telling the muscled meathead that his days of bullying were over and emphasizing this by jabbing a fist at his wincing face, Woody asked if he understood. Shocked beyond comprehension, Buff could only gulp and nod his tiny head.
Without a word, Woody extended his hand to Cindy Lou, who smiled at this wonderful new bold side of the usually meek and mild-mannered fellow. She took his hand and felt a tremble in her chest as they walked away into the sunset, in search of a kegger and maybe a wet tshirt contest.
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Dynamic Ignorance� - not to be confused with Charles Atlas's Dynamic Tension, which this is a parody of (with respect)
Alexa played Cindy Lou and Apollo Maximus played Buff and of course, Woody stars as Woody. Kicked sand and the blanket are terrains.
Woody's World
Comments (19)
Rupert
LOL Awesome story and scene.
TheBryster
Of course being a bully, Sherbert plotted his revenge on Woody, and that evening bought a gallon of gas and a box of matches and headed out to Woody's trailer.......LOL!
SunsetHunter
Like it!! A great twist on an old tale - go Woody! :-)
Thelby
LOL-LOL-LOL!!!! That is a Wonderful takeoff of Charles Atlas' 'Dynamic Tension' of which I ordered as a preteen and worked out with for 3 years!!! This is Just Too Cool!!!!!
Naoo
Very cool and funny!!!
YARDOBE
A nicely illustrated narrative on human nature!
ysvry
funny one, this could well be a series.
LiviaCH
:-)) great story and cool idea :-))
MagikUnicorn
lolllllllll TOOO COOOL
Dinhi
I remember the "cartoon" adds in my comic books Dave, what a fun parody! I need a box of hankys.... [=
kjer_99
Just love it! Read an awful lot of those adds, too, growing up. Unlike Woody, I just couldn't cross over the line into blissful, effective ignorance! Great parody.
bpclarke
Excellent story and creation. My imagination was running away. ;o) Excellent work. Bunny
3Dillusions
VBGm too good.
Biffowitz
Very funny and one cool parody. Nice work!!
DarkPascual
FUNNY!!! Should start to apply that dynamic ingorance thing...
Vremont
brilliant homage pic and excellent on the tech side, too!
Quidnunc
Hoorah! Just what I wanted to see. Thanks.
WeeLaddie
Hey, you've got me feeling sorry for the big lunk.
linkdink
This definitely strikes the memory bone. Very funny, and clever. Alexa has a cute butt. I bet she likes his Woody.