Humpday Hooter! by papachile
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Well, what were you expecting? Happy Humpday! I have this crazy notion that a Hooter Girl can have some crazy adventures...hmmm. Now that sounds like a plot! LOL! Been away for a bit, and may be for a bit longer too. I need to sort things out here and there. But anyhow, hope you enjoyed this Hooter Humpday Hunny!
And here is one for ya!
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
Six, I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags.
What a day !
He put her on every ride in the park; Superman, Batman, Mine Train, Texas Giant, Cotton Candy, Blue and Pink Things all day!
Five hours Later they staggered out of the theme
park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt
upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered
her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn,a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my Dress Size, Idiot!!"
LOL! See ya!
Comments (35)
Surama
She is a Beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HollywoodBest
Beautiful image!!
Broken_Lace
LOL I always love your jokes..that was a good one:) I agree with Surama..she's a beauty! Sam
Dezlagrate
That is a riot! And the picture's hot too!
msebonyluv
LOL!! funny joke!! Gorgeous lady! Excellent work!!
indiefilm
Joke was great and picture is HOT!! Jay
B_PEACOCK
LOL Awesome
Denys234
Awesome work!!
Danceswithroos
Thats one sexy girl Image!!! Wonderful work!
sumdumgi
Love it buddy! Wish we had a hooters here.
altec101
WoW!! beautiful!!
1010
Excellent Ed, love the lighting on that cute lil gal!
killa9127
Great render funny joke as always. Hahaha nice job!
maniano
Excellent work !!!! WoooW! Sweet!
wishes3d
Excellent work!
thecytron
Awesome composition!
brycek
Very lovely Ed..she is a cutie!!
FUNJOKER
Excellent image!!!!very cool;)....bravo*****.
awadissk
Fantastic work!!!!!!!!!!!!
krouser
More humpday goodness From the PaPa! i like it! :D A+ 5
kbobbitt
FANTASTIC! What a great idea...she just looks great!!!
lwperkins
I think she'd be a fun superhero but she needs some wings to go with the outfit--in a box, of course;-)) happy Humpday to you too!
airbrushr
Great image, very funny joke.
ldgilman
If only my favorite hootershad someonethat looked that good...I would live there (ROTFL)
chimera46
MMmm I like, I was going to say I'd like to see what kind of adventures she could get into... in my pants, though that would be totally uncalled for... Great stuff!
pennykay
LOL!!!! I little tidbit about being size 6....that's too funny! The image is awesome! Wonderful work :-)
jwiest
She looks great and fills that outfit nicely...where'd it come from?
shanpoo
LOL Cute joke!! I just love that Hooters outfit I dont think I have seen it before. Hope your enjoying your Hump Day as well....Shannon ;}
Kuiski
a very sexy and pretty new work. Good!
meselfr
Hooters... not enough Hooters on this site... :) excellent pic and funny joke... :)