Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (19)
Star4mation
Sad, but beautifully done. Fantastic lighting :)
ruana
wow!!!!!! awesome!!!!! looks very sad, but i love it! great work!
Kartika
Wonderful scene! Gorgeous lihgting effect!!!
thecytron
Most excellent composition!
dreamlight
Wow it looks so cool with that heavy wash out effect! Love that pose and character!
kuerbote
Nicely done. Good work.
ollienorthie
captured the pose perfectly. Great job.
geoffm90
Beautiful if sad scene! Great lighting! Great work
3Dillusions
Love it and no for me its not dark as I have my moniter set to dark too, lol
Antonio57
She's very beautiful. Excellent!!!
shanpoo
I think this isn't to dark at all specially with that pose. REally creates a dark mood that she's in. Excellent render....Shannon ;}
theprojectionist
The right lighting for this composition i agree with Shannon,very nice
kRUSTY
i LOve the saturated tones in this, it really adds to the mood and atmosphere of the piece,great work. cheers.
stevey3d
This is brilliant! The image portrays the sorrow beautifully! The lighting and pose are great! 5+++++
Storm9167
Well it's not too dark on my monitor but then most of my image's are too dark for alot of other people's so what do I know!! Like the posing, lighting and atmosphere of the image though.. Nicely done!!
fran_joel
Nice and expressive piece...great !
heretica
so fantastic lighting... i like..
Drakthar
Splendid light and mood...
Victoria-Purplehair
I am at a loss for words. perfect expression of grief.....the lighting is superb.....I know it's so annoying the way things look different on Rendo than in photoshop....and different on different screens and browsers too. drives me mad