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Jurassic Justice!

Poser Humor posted on Sep 18, 2007
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Houston Texas 1997. The first Friday night showing of "Jurassic Park 2 - The Lost World" attended by Dangerboy and accompanied by four well acquainted children below the age of 12 through work volunteer program for underprivileged kids. Excited and with high anticipation for this new long awaited release, the group enters the theater after (me) their sponsor's tickets and snacks purchase were completed. Within the first 15 minutes of the movie the group noticed great differences in their expectations from past television advertisements. There were also several notable discrepancies with reference to the first movie that repeatedly challenged everyone's intelligence. The worst occurrence was the introduction of the most idiotic dino-baby stealing character played by Julianne Moore, that somehow evaded death while everyone around her was being killed. The event turned into 1 adult and four children loudly cheering for the dinosaurs to mutilate the rest of the cast and quickly end this movie. Once the credits had began rolling, a disappointed Dangerboy and company were very bitter about the entire event and had indeed been scared for life from this utter stupidity. Several attempts from this date have been made for informal resolution and refund via directed correspondence with the director of this entertainment atrocity. None which have even been answered. Toronto Canada 2007. Dangerboy (still bitter about that incident) with the help and guidance of James Cameron, develops time displacement equipment. Dangerboy uses this device to cleverly extract a TX termination unit from the future to exact his bidding. Glendale California 2007 - Dreamworks Studio. The TX has acquired her target and is about to prosecute.... By the time you are finished reading this you will have no recollection of ..... ???

Comments (16)


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saretta

2:52AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

:-)))Well i have to agree,the second one was not that great movie...:-))Awesome image my friend,did Spielberg realize what's going on behind him???He seems so happy and smiling here..:-))

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Dangerboy3D

2:55AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Thank you dear! He got our ticket and popcorn money.. that's why he's smiling all the time!?

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efferre

4:38AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

excellent image..and story!

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Mondwin

5:45AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Splendid and cool realisation...bravissimo!V:DDD.Hugsxx

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ToniDunlap

7:13AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

You have such a great sense of humor and a flair with your words. Keeping it light for you seems to be fun. Your image displays all of that. I absolutely love the expressions on both faces and the quality of their facial features. Really looking good. It is an excellent and fun image. You're wonderful.

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dragonmuse

8:52AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Nicely done. Amusing story :)

Denys234

9:09AM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Very well done!!

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Daramski

1:45PM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Fantastic realism, he looks just like Spielberg, excellent composition and render!

Platin

3:33PM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Great likeness, good morph, it's Spielberg!!!!

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Granny_E

7:25PM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Yep, I know what you mean about shooting him.... there were a few of those Tiny Toons..... Oh nevermind....... LOL, this is really great!

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amota99517

10:05PM | Tue, 18 September 2007

Excellent!!! I love your story and image. Very, very creative.

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loligagger

1:30AM | Wed, 19 September 2007

Lol,great work!!!!!

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nikita_s_cold

10:39PM | Wed, 19 September 2007

Did you morph the face? It really does look like Spielberg! Great job!! And yes, the movie was not that good. But what can you do? Good luck with getting a refund! :)

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Mousson

7:07PM | Thu, 20 September 2007

Great image! Wonderful!

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tuxedomask

8:25AM | Sat, 13 October 2007

Awesome work! The likeness is incredible.

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pupino

2:54AM | Thu, 25 October 2007

Another masterpiece, I just discover you today and I am so happy, you are too fantastic, great art but even the most crazy insane funny sense of humor I ever see!


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