Associated Press: At 6:47 this morning, the small, sleepy town of Podunk, PA was woken to the sound of giant robots crossing the Delaware River. They came without warning, dropping down from the outer reaches of the atmosphere and then marching with brutal and unstoppable force on the town. Although as of yet there have been no casualties, authorities have mobilized the National Guard, and direct military confrontation seems to only be a matter of time. All roads into upstate PA have been closed off, and residents of the area are encouraged to flee as soon as possible. A helpline has been setup for concerned parties to try to find answers about the whereabouts of their loved ones.