Made for the "Dinner with the dead" contest. Didn't grade :) But good enough for gallery :)). Signed: There was a table set out under a tree in front of the cemetary, and the March Were and the Dead Hatter were having tea at it: a Dormouse was laying between them, fast dead, and the other two were using it as a steak, filling their stomachs with it, and talking over its head with a rotten apple in it’s mouth. `Very uncomfortable for the Dormouse,' thought Alice; `only, as it's dead, I suppose it doesn't mind.' … `Have some tea,' the March Were said in an encouraging tone. Alice looked all round the table, but there was nothing on it but wine. `I don't see any tea,' she remarked. `There isn't any,' said the March Were. `Then it wasn't very civil of you to offer it,' said Alice angrily. `It wasn't very civil of you to sit down without being invited,' said the March Were. … `Your head wants cutting,' said the Hatter. He had been looking at Alice for some time with great curiosity, and this was his first speech. `You should learn not to make personal remarks,' Alice said with some severity; `it's very rude.' The Hatter opened his eyes very wide on hearing this; but all he said was, `Why is a raven like a gravestone?' `Come, we shall have some fun now!' thought Alice. `I'm glad they've begun asking riddles.--I believe I can guess that,' she added aloud. `Do you mean that you think you can find out the answer to it?' said the March Were. `Exactly so,' said Alice. `Then you should say what you mean,' the March Were went on. `I do,' Alice hastily replied; `at least--at least I mean what I say--that's the same thing, you know.' `Not the same thing a bit!' said the Dead Hatter. `You might just as well say that "I see what I eat" is the same thing as "I eat what I see"!'