Man's Journal: "Saved yet another damsel in distress. This time it was THREE fire breathing monsters. The first I killed without weapons, but it's fiery breath singed my hand. The other two I killed with one shot using the fair maidens pistol. Like the others, I believe she has falling helplessly in love with me." Woman's Journal: "I don't know what this idiot thought he was doing. Maybe he had hoped to scare this pathetic creature off with the smell from his cigar. Luckily I had my Father's pistol with me to give him. It was just as well, the last time I used it my hand got burnt. He used up the last five shots!" ".....Oh my God I think he likes me."