"I'm introducing you to the workings of the Obliterator cannon. Every time you fire this thing for real, the taxpayers take a hit. Ideally, the "hit" is largely metaphorical. I am going to run through some of the technical terminology you will need to know, if you're going to operate this crate for real. "'A' is for 'artillery' and for 'ammo'. 'B' is for 'blunt end' - that's where the ammo goes - and for 'barrel', which is where the ammo goes next. 'B' is also for 'bang', the sound the gun makes when you fire it and the sound you get when you hit the target. 'Bang' is also the sound you get when you miss the target by miles. 'B' also stands for 'boot' and for 'backside', which are respectively, the item of my clothing and of your anatomy that make 'C' for 'contact' when you waste any 'A' for 'ammo'. 'B' also stands for 'boring', which seems to be the effect I am having on some of you, and for 'billion', which is the number of press-ups you will all be doing, if I see one more yawn from any of you. "'C' is for..." TY2, posed in Poser 7, rendered in Vue.