Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (17)
RetroDevil
very cool!!
sylki
WOW!!!Great character!!! I like the POV very much, the lighting is super as is the composition!!! You did a wonderful job on Michael!! he always tends to look a bit 'girly' when for me:-)
bakapo
good work. he's really impressive especially from this angle. I love his face!
larparmit
outstanding work!
Realm_Of_Illusion
Great expression and POV, very good work :)
thecytron
Xcellent modeling and texturing and rendering!
IDonn0
Very nice :)
dhanco
Great presentation, POV, lighting and image. Really nice work.
shadownet
Great image! Love the POV! Now go forth and kick some butt!
Antonio57
Un personnage très impressionant!!!!Bonne perspective!!!!!!
Fidelity2
F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C. 5+.
maraich
You really do come up with some really interesting characters - no pretty boy clones! The PoV that you chose for this image really works well and I love how you can see way down into the chasm - great job on the lighting.
eportscreations
Excellent work!
LBAMagic
Impressive.
amirapsp
Awesome character...Hugs
frogdot
Like the exotic look. Most excellent
ragouc
Cool character. Good pose and POV.