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CHICKENS HOME TO ROOST

Writers Humor posted on Apr 16, 2008
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Helanker's post yesterday [Kattegat sunset in April] had a little reference to chickens which reminded me of this little piece I wrote some time ago ... It's based on the saying, "All your chickens have come home to roost" or, in other words, your previous misjudgements and misdeeds have come back to haunt you .... [Truly, dear Helle, I really like chickens, honestly!] CHICKENS HOME TO ROOST Any more? I need to know - are there really any more cloddish cluckers strutting, circling around me-ward? Enough, Do you hear? You lousy lizard-legged harbingers of doom filling my overburdened life beyond the brim. But why? Tell me this - did I display directing wayside words? Did I point them arrow-straight at me? And why chickens? why not hawks? At least then I could admire their dignity and fierce grace. Or peacocks with ravishing rainbows in a foreplay finesse of fine feathers. Or nightingales with songs to wring wistful tears and ecstatic smiles? Anything! any bird but piddling peck-peck-peckers drab, timid and hoarse. Now look! Heed me now - you've pest-plagued my paltry living space, outstayed your welcome - so cluck off! Hear this, and hear it hard and good: the next fat fowl to foul my floor is frigging fricassee.

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Meisiekind

5:56AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

lol - Lovely poetry dear Mike. And the artwork to go with it is excellent! Enjoyable as always!!!! Hugs, Carin xx

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beachzz

6:40AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

LOL, just the thing for this early morning~~~~and there's also chicken salad, fried chicken, bbq'd, no end to what you could do with these pesky critters!!!!!

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dhanco

8:06AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Very clever and funny, Mike. lol at Marilyn's comment, this could be the start of a fine recipe collection. Excellent words also, Mike.

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helanker

8:46AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

HAHAHA !!! So funny,,, and I like your chicken image too. Thanks for sharing. EHH ! And chicken is my favorite food. LOL!!!!

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AusPoet

9:39AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

giggle This was great fun to read, Mike - thanks so much for sharing a rueful smile with us!

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BlueLotus7

10:10AM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Great sense of humor hon!! LOL But I have a new take on the old saying...as a Mother Hen...my chickens aka children have come back home to roost! :P

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hipps13

12:00PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Hi Mike having chicken for dinner tonight think I will bake it I am surprised I still eat it years ago me first surgery someone made me chicken but forgot to get all the feathers and was not done so rubber became I could not eat it for awhile thanks for the smile the joy in chickens too warm sunshine hug, Linda

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kansas

12:34PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Great verse.

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RodolfoCiminelli

12:48PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Fantastic and creative work.......!!!!!!

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romanceworks

1:40PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

'So cluck off!" HA - this was really great. CC

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leanndra

2:42PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

A poem that for the most part, made me think about reaping what we sow. ( How else would we learn to be responsible for our actions)? But at the end of your poem, it made me laugh and laugh! A very fine writing and even though I think chickens are basically ugly, I really like the piece of art! Lea

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mickuk50

4:23PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

superbly written and a sense of humour to match :o) mick

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amota99517

7:18PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Your pros are great. Love the image too.

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RobyHermida

11:20PM | Wed, 16 April 2008

Very nice shot...

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auntietk

12:33AM | Thu, 17 April 2008

Ahh, if only we could eat our misdeeds and misjudgments for dinner, and make them disappear! One never knows when a chicken is going to come around ... Wonderful writing as usual, my friend!

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bangonthedrums

4:35AM | Thu, 17 April 2008

from one 'chicken farmer' to another: well put! if only there weren't so dang many of the little cluckers, eh? sigh...

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amirapsp

11:32AM | Fri, 18 April 2008

Great piece Mike...Hugs

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algra

6:41AM | Sat, 19 April 2008

I enjoyed both picture and words.

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avalonfaayre

8:41PM | Sat, 19 April 2008

I love this one. 'Cluck off'. There's one to accompany 'Piss the bed'. lol.


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