Having been born and raised in a tent just outside Leavesden Mental Asylum where both my parents were inmates, I always knew I was special. Even when I was at school I stood out from the crowd, some said it was because I was wearing a potato sack and they all had uniforms but I say it was personality that seperated me from the pack.
After leaving school I struggled to make a living for a while until a chance encounter with a street walker in Watford High Street. After that I made my fortune from call girls paying me not to sleep with them.Â
Despite my new found wealth I was still very lonely until one day I met a blind, deaf, mute woman with no sense of smell and had two very ugly children with her. Alas her sense of smell returned and once again I found myself alone. So if you're very ugly and have no self respect, give me a call. I'll let you buy me dinner.
Some of the above might be slightly misleading or entirely untrue.Â
I was raised in Leavesden, just outside Watford England. That much was true. They filmed Goldeneye at Leavesden Studios actually. Fascinating huh? It was a Rolls Royce aeroplane engine plant when I lived there. The bit about the two children was true, maybe not the ugly part but when you look at their parents...what hope did they have?
These days above all I write comic fantasies and spoofs of the whole ridiculous fantasy genre. You can find my feeble scribblings at futilefantasycreations.co.uk along with some textures for use with Poser or Daz.  There's a real terrible film we made on there too. Go see!
My Stats
D.O.B: 1st March 1971.
Hair: A distant memory.
Gender: Ugly man.
That's it. I've said too much.
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Comments (14)
Dragonluna1
Don't you hate it when that happens??? LOL!
kaitomas
That is splendid for a "not-thinking" ! It has a very strong feeling of The Sims in it, I like that. Cheers! /Thomas
Umbetro38
Lol - the face looks excellent here - and the story funny
Cimaira
LOL.. been there done that. Great image and wonderfully funny! Her expression is perfect!
clam73
excellent expression, well done!!
ragouc
Funny. Good face expression and pose.
theconqueror
Superb idea and image...well done...
BlueBirdy
Oh oh, she has a problem :-)) Nice idea, very good expression.
DreamRage
LOL..great capture of a very sad moment for her...well done !
Bossie_Boots
Lol this is fantastic superb work hugs lou x
larparmit
LOL! Amusing and well done!!
LynLinz
Nice work, yet I doubt that sign would stop many gals in such a situation (unless some fat plumber was in there fixing the issue)
WarmFuzzies
Hahaha ... great expression!
Seaview123
Well... when ya' gotta go, ya' gotta go! Nice pic.