○ ◊ ○ Express Yourself ○ ◊ ○ by tennesseecowgirl

Photography • Animals • posted on May 02, 2008

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Duck joke
"> So, a duck walked into a bar, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender replied, "No, this isn't a grocery store, get the hell out of here!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender said "No, I told you before, this isn't a grocery store, and I don't have any grapes, now leave!" So the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any grapes?" The angry bartender said, "NO! And if you come back and ask me that again, I will nail your butt to the wall! Now leave!" So, the duck came back the next day, and asked the bartender, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender, puzzled, said, "No, why?" The duck said, "In that case, do you have any grapes?"

I just got home from taking a big test, have no clue how I did, but I could sure use a glass (bottle) of wine, oh darn its only 10:38 a.m. lol guess the wine will have to wait a few hours. Happy Friday to all.
Together is a great place to be~