Wine ~ A Little You'll Feel Better.... by tennesseecowgirl
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Description
Part of the Winery at the Biltmore Estate, North Carolina
JOKE:
A man walked into a bar with his giraffe, and asked the barman for a pint for himself & one for the giraffe. They drank up, and then a few more followed, and before long, the giraffe (who was a very inexperienced drinker) was flat on the floor. The man, naturally, couldn't carry such a large animal home, so he left it in the bar, and, as he was leaving, the barman yelled: "Hey, you can't leave that lyin' there!"
The man turned around and said, "It's OK, it's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"
Steel Magnolia:
Comments (37)
SapUS59
wow thats one great winery, excellent capture !! i like the giraffe joke too. :-)
Richardphotos
never been a wine drinker but always wanted to see a winery. your joke is funny
Doriutz
Beautiful and interesting shot :)
magnus073
Superb pic, and your title had me rolling :)
MrsRatbag
Funny, it looks so antiseptic for a winery; I keep thinking of the old "I Love Lucy" where they were stomping grapes barefoot in a barrel...
MrsLubner
The only wineries I've been to in Napa, California, have a little different set up but the rooms are huge where they do the separating. then off to big wooden barrels, and the wood depends on the taste...an oak, an apple...whatever you are looking for in a wine. Great shot.
tennesseecowgirl
thank you all.......And PJ happy birthday!! link to winery Winery site
artaddict2
Not how things used to be but still does the same job hic, nice capture!
Kelena
nice shot
Art_Ramos
Nice picture of the dungeon where the vats are kept.
PD154
I must be getting old, took me a while, Lion lyin, LOL...Great sgot of the winery sweetie, although I'd wine a lot not a little LOL!
jocko500
wonderfl image of this place
lil_t
Excellent, I'll have some! Great shot! :)
lior
Superb capture!
mbz2662
I thought Lucy just stomped on the grapes ;) Nice shot and funny joke...hehe.
phill456
Very interesting capture. It looks very modern and hi-tec. Great result.
Iceshark39
Great shot and LOVED the joke! Always nice to see the inner workings of the wine trade.
Thelby
What??? You mean they don't make it in Skins anymore?!?!?! Cold Processed, nice shootin!!!
chrissy16
Beautiful and interesting shot
Meisiekind
Hmmm - love wine and love to visit the wine estates in the Cape Town region here in South Africa!! Nice shot!
icerian
Nice shot! I visited very similar winery in Austria one minth ago. Very special atmosphere in such a winery.
JeffG7BRJ
I used to make my own wine Lynell but nothing on this scale, and never with grapes, Tea leaves, rose petals, rose hips, elderberry, elderflower even beetroot, and also a range of beers. I still have the equipment in the shed but have not been a drinker for nearly twenty years now so I no longer make them. Blame my mother I say, she started me off. #;0). Excellent capture, showing how the big boy's make it, I have never seen anything like this before, but I have been to a cider makers whilst working on the M5 Motorway in Sommerset, UK. It was on one of the local farms, near to the farm I was staying on. They had a consortium of sorts, one farm would slaughter a beast(bullock) another a pig, another a sheep and this one made Scrumpy, we used to buy it in five gallon drums. #;0) Hic! Hic! three of us every week. Superb work. Bravo!!!!! I haven't any clean jokes just now. Plenty of the other sort though.
pjd1961
Nice shot of the winery. Did you bring any home to share......lol
tennesseecowgirl
LOL Paul I brought home three bottles ummmm one and a half left I MAY share ... the one I have left is called Festival of flowers, we did the wine testing OF Course and it was my favorite.. when I run out I will call on Jeff to make me some more. :)
moochagoo
Very interesting to see that winery !
junge1
Funny. Looks like a hi-tech outfit. Didn't know they winerys in North Carolina!
Cytisus
Superb shot and joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
West_coaster07
Smiles...nice picture my friend.
tofi
Superb perspective!! A little? Or perhaps a whole lot! :) Really interesting capture indeed! So much to look at in this display.... never seen one of these before! Super capture and idea!
DMWVCS
The joke was painful (not really, just joshin', Lynell!!!) but the picture was good!!! David