Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (12)
Rockdog
Oh pretty cool image..
nucks
Great color scheme - vivid and powerful!
maraich
Oh, jeez, I'd kill you except I'm too busy dying of embarrassment. I always love your images done with your illustrated look. In this particular case it really brought out the details of the wings and the knife. The contrast between the two makes the image for me.
Blazerwiccan
Ohh wonderful image. I love the colors and the effects.
theSea
very nice... great title! I love the illo style as usual and very well composed. pwToon? or soething else?
Cimaira
you're right I wouldn't want that fae in my garden, lol, excellent image and her eyes are wicked!-and I mean that in a good way :)
leehilliard
pretty cool style jaki i like a lot ! wtg ! hugs
ESarge
Excellent image and colors!
flaviok
Belissima obra, aplausos (5)
gattone_blu
Nicely work
Victoria-Purplehair
wow
morganahope
amazing art !!!