Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (15)
maraich
This will get 'em to line up at the recruiting stations! You did a fantastic job on the shaders. The outfit looks amazing. You always do the best tough chicks - lots of attitude. My only nitpicky thing is that her pointing finger does get lost a bit amidst all the black. Using pwSurface and adding diffuse rim to her glove might bring out the fingers more.
shotgung0d
Very good surface work and shader decisions. Great pic!
Seaview123
Where do I sign up? Great looking render!
theSea
/agrees with mariach (especially about the 'tough chicks' part) the glove mihgt also benefit from a tiny touch of reflection raytraced if you could add something to reflect or mapped if you're careful about the levels.
Biffowitz
Cool art and shader work, me likes!
Danceswithroos
LOL no the names not THAT lame. Just as well the image is fantastic to make up for it lol. Excellent work!
thecytron
Woooooooooooow! Awesome composition! Superb render! Stunning colors! Bravo!!!
shadownet
Well done! Were do I sign up! :O)
ESarge
Excellent image!!
amirapsp
Gorgeous work my friend...Hugs
Bossie_Boots
Fantastic image superb work hugs lou x
Cimaira
Wonderful image.
Larion
Nice work!
Evanooh
Excellent work!!! a great sci-fi portrait... I like it! Hugs
alltheoriginalnames
Great character and outfit, nice sci-fi piece