Philosophers have long debated th' origin o' things, many have tried t' prove some o' their theories, take Columbus fer instance, he claim t' th' Queen o' Spain that th' world be round...but every pirate worth he's salt has always known th' world be FLAT. So, some may ask "If th' world be flat then why do naught sailors fall off th' edge o' th' world?" Well, t' a landlubber that may seem likely, but as pirates know it be a combination o' gravity 'n holes in th' Time Continuum. Aye, as one sail t' th' edge o' th' world they pass through these hole in th' Time Continuum 'n come back out on th' other side o' th' world...seamlessly! Ah, but as one can naught 'see' these holes in th' Time Continuum sometime they do indeed fall off...ever heard o' Th' Bermuda Triangle? Even odder yet be th' elephants what are said t' carry th' world on their backs atop a great sea turtle, fer ye see, these be th' only elephants known t' actually raise a foot...t' let th' sun pass by! But even stranger be is that th' world tis said t' have a much special day, a much special day indeed, a day so grand that it be given a name all unt' itself, 'n that name be: TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. 'n it be said that there be one special place, smack in th' center o' th' world, nay t' th' north, nay t' th' south but smack in th' Center o' th' world this special place be 'n on this special day pirates from all over th' flat world are drawn, drawn by a common bond, by a force what can only be experienced, naught explain'd. This much special place be; Studio City Tattoo Shop in Studio City. All pirates what be pirates are drawn there; th' beloved Scarlett Harlott, th' mighty Talderoy, th' infamous Bilge Munky, th' sing'n pirates The Pirates Charles, aye, they 'n many many more are drawn t' this little shop in th' center o' th' world each year on TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.....do ye feel th' pull? If'n ye do then set course fer th' party on Friday, September Nineteen, everyone be welcome from noon till high tide (that be midnight t' ye landlubbers): http://studiocitytattoo.com/