Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (26)
shadownet
Sort of a futurist version of Cinderella and Pinocchio! Wonder if his nose will grow - no given the times we live in it would be another body part and his adventures would be far more amorous. I think I miss the more innocent days when folks had their minds preoccupied with other things - like solving world hunger or finding homes for the homeless. Now it seems to be the endless pursuit of self and self-over-indulgence that drives our society. But I am rambling. Odd how such a cute picture can set off such a chain of unrelated thoughts! 10+
Autumn_Rains
Great take on an old classic!!! lovely image
stevey3d
Excellent image! Superb characters and lighting! 5+
gizmee
Great scene!! Excellent!! :)
ragouc
Cool render. Good pose and light. 5+
Igolochka
Lovely picture, like characters. Great lightning!
Mondwin
Magnificent and cool scene...bravissimo!V:DDD.Hugsxx
RetroDevil
very very nice!!! great lighting
kimariehere
awesome work beautifully done!!!
amirapsp
Beautiful work sis...Hugs
theSea
that's lovely - gotta love the raytraced shadows on transmapped hair!
darkness_02
Beautiful...
ThomasMacCallum
real cute and surreal - a winning combo :)
Cimaira
wonderful image, adorable.
tennesseecowgirl
Nice work!!
Shiroyama
yea, zip speedy! sweet, fun, and fantastic!
MissKajunKitty
Great scene and I love the colors you used. :)
Blazerwiccan
Wonderful, love the idea and wonderful render :)
maraich
You know what I really love about this? The Space Fairy Godmother is is packing heat! Now we know what happened to the Space Tooth Fairy. P The two characters came out really great. Lovely skin - both fleshy and roboty. I love the look of longing on the robot boy.
Raddar
Thats such a cool idea. Excellent job pulling it off.
LemyD
Great scene and picture! Greetings Lemy
scifibabe
Creative and imaginative! Love your characters! Cute babe - love her makeup and outfit. Wonderful colors and lighting. Nice work!
moonbunnie
Beautiful and creative work!
Khory_D
Beautiful work. I obsessed slightly about the platform after you mentioned it. At first I thought it was the colors, it not being metallic enough. I finally ended up with it looks too new compared to your little guy. Still think its a great image!
infinityrain
I love how this turned out so much!! :) And you're the one who rocks!!
katy555
Magnificent image. Fantastic work with the colors...