In the beginning, the earth was without shape or form, and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God said, "Let there be a Blondie and a Beasty-girl, and let them turn the heads and confuse the tongues of the sons of men, for I have in my humor this day set forth their purpose unto a man."
~Groan~ Thanks a lot, Big Guy.
Wayne MacLaine arrives in Chicago, for the first time in thirty-five years, wanting nothing more than to replace his bitter, old memories of that town with sweet, new memories. Three hours later, following his first encounter with Blondie and the Beasty-girl, he ponders his new memories from a bunk in the Cook County Jail.
Two months pass and MacLaine once again arrives in Chicago, naively imagining the beautiful memories he is going to be left with, after inviting Blondie and the Beasty-girl to spend a week at his home in Jamaica. One week later, having been shot three times and suffering from a nervous breakdown, he ponders those new memories from a bed in the mental ward of a Kingston hospital.
And now, mangled, disfigured, and hopelessly in love with Blondie and the Beasty-girl, MacLaine returns to Chicago not to make new memories, but to save the old ones, as he must confront the head of the most powerful crime family in the city, Frankie Cortina, who wants all three of them dead!
And God said, "It is good in my eyes that a man should suffer so before me, lest he forget in his ignorance that I am the one and only true God."
Cripes, Big Guy…you could have just reminded me!
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Comments (17)
moonbunnie
Wonderful idea and composition , very cute as well:)
efron_241
sweet dragon and it's body painter top work
ragouc
Cool idea. Very good pose and render. 5+
Roger60
Flower power is 30 years to late. Nice idea.
SalsaFiend
Love that humor! Nice composition too.
Khory_D
What a fun image! Great work!
shotgung0d
lol, great idea! Very fun!
pops
Awesome image
stonedhendge
wicked...
Timesurfer
LOL love it!
theSea
that's funny - really nice!
MissKajunKitty
Excellent image !! :)
bakapo
fun idea! this is cute. the details are great. nice work.
jaynep12002
Wonderful idea and very well done.
Cimaira
So cool! I love the colors, and that flower on the dragon is just wonderful.
7Sins
Haha! This is funny, cute, charming AND magical, an excellent fantasy scene with a very original and creative theme, excellent work!
cvrad
Great concept very original idea and funny! I just noticed that i said the same thing as the commentor above me! but it must be true then! Great job!