Welcome to my magical place,
                    Where the sky turns shades of blue,
                          Where dragons fly and roar,
                                And pegasi  swiftly soar.
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                        For here is a world of magical lore.
                   And the more of it you see,
                               The more things you can be.
                      And the more you don't know,
                          As it is,
               Can save your booty, from the goblins nextdoor.
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         But don't ever go to Undead Isle on a full moon.
                            Why?
                                     Because you'll regret it.
                            As vampires, ghosts, and undead moan,
                      The very ground itself seems to groan.
      But don't expect some hero to give you their help for loan,
        Because all know that Undead Isle's where demons roam.
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           But there are good things too,
                Like if your bored and have nothing to do,
      Pick up a stick, and good-luck slaying a dragon!
          But look out for the dragon king,King Gwoknar,
         He can roast you in under a minute.
           Don't ask me, my bud's been it.
                But alas, there's the fairies flying 'round,
       The angelfolk oh-so-graceful,
                     And the elves, oh-so-warful.
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         For neigh, none of the elves are allies.
                For instance, young adventurer,
             The night elves and high elves cannot stop.
                  But soon, may the world clot.
       For the Great Battle has passed,
           And the Son of Shadows has died.
          Don't look at me...I never lie.
               Or have I just lied?
     Muahahaha haha haha ha ha ha!