Winter Heaven by Kaartijer
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Howdy y'all!
For today I picked this shot from Arieseni area (same ol' Alba county!). The building that you see in the image is Hotel Cristalin, kinda expensive one ($100/night), the only expensive one. Probably they took the advantage of being the closest one to the skiing area (about 200 yards).
Thanks a lot for your comments, ratings and favs on my previous post, "Christmas shopping"!
Today's joke is next!
John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.
It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.
- Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home? asked John.
- Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project, said Tommy.
The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.
- Son, said John, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school.
- We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie, said Tommy.
- What did you watch? asked Marsha.
- The Ten Commandments, answered Tommy.
The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more. With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said:
- I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape called Sex Queen!
- I am ashamed of you son, said John. When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.
The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair. Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said:
- Boy, did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!
With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
Comments (47)
LudyMelltSekher
Hello my dear friend, This is a fantastic, surprising photography of very good quality. Gives a lot of flavor to enter to your gallery and to enjoy so much beauty! Congratulations!! A million stars**** Pretty weekend. Hug and giant kiss in Your heart. Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year!!!Luminous Blessings. Ludy
Lunastar
What a lovely place and a lovely capture
ledwolorz
Beautiful photo.
Dianthus
Okay that got me laughing. Very funny. Beautiful image:)
babuci
lol...joke was cool. This is a wonderful winterscape. Love those long trees and the high angel is perfect.
efron_241
superb winterscene.. no snow here.. sadly but it is getting colder and colder the next week year will end with -10 great photo here.. super landscape
CarolSassy
Beautiful! Look at all those Christmas trees!!!! YOWZERS! lol q-: Thanks for the peek! (:
ragouc
Nice shot.
pixelmeister
Amazing image!
magnus073
Really beautiful view, I really enjoy your photos
junge1
Great scenery and a funny joke. Got to be careful what you say lol!!
Marinette
Beautiful photo, sembra un paese delle favole!
furuta
Beautiful mood. but, very cold scenery. however, I think the beer to drink delicious in cold scene.
photostar
Great scenic capture. The low-hanging clouds almost have an avalanche effect.
Richardphotos
that joke is a riot!! the scene is like from a travel brochure, very scenic
Palmetto_girl
Beautiful image!
dianas..creations
Very beautiful place...excellent shot!! Still 100 dollars a night is not bad to stay in an area like that. And yes, they probably charge that because of being so near to the ski area!!