Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (16)
Blazerwiccan
Very nice for a 1st Poser render, love the lighting. I was late but wished you a Happy Birthday lol. Welcome to the confusing world of Poser Gasp
rebelmommy
FANTASTIC!! And rest assures those of us who are mainly Poser users open up D|S and do the same thing..LOL And happy belated birthday!!
Antonio57
Excellent portrait et joyeux anniversaire!!!!!!!!!
Arumbus
Wonderful portrait! very nice
maraich
Not bad at all for your first Poser render. The skin came out quite nice. Really like the sheen on her lips. The hair looks great too. Wild Hair is VERY system intensive, so that probably was part of your render issue.
3Dillusions
Well how about that then lol, I can see you killing it in the poser gallery too, great render :)
shadownet
Wow great render!
Jessaii
Yay welcome to the dark side mwuahahahaha! Doi happy belated birthday blushes Hope you have fun with your new pwessie lol. Image looks great hun! Beautiful first, MUCH better then mine lmao
MarciaGomes
MARAVILHOSA OBRA DESLUMBRANTE FACE FANTÁSTICA ILUMINAÇÃO E RENDER.+++++++5 FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO.
texboy
Well, good dern work, lady! Looks like you're on the way with a bullet! And very clever checking the nudity and violence boxes; brought me in!!
LBAMagic
Stunning portrait.
disneyfabfive
Just Gorgeous!!! Your well on your way of mastering Poser.....Good Luck and Have Fun. Now I really have to learn DS HAHA
moonbunnie
Very beautiful portrait , well done!
Thetis
Fabulous pose, expression and coloring! Love it!
Holli
Fine work, keep it going!
scifibabe
Wow - for a first time this is a fabulous result. Excellent skin tones and the lighting looks great. Really nice portrait. Keep playing with Poser!