Happy New Year, 2009! by Kaartijer
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Dear Renderosity friends, I wish y'all a Safe, Wealthy, Healthy and Happy New Year!
About the picture, I took that shot last year in Alba Iulia (December 1st - The Romania's National Day).
Many thanks for your beautiful comments on my Savana, and hope your vehicles will last at least that long as mine!
Today's joke is more like a facts list! Here we go!
Things to Know:
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains..
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
Comments (56)
keeneye
Thanks for the facts & laughs!!!! A wonderful Happy New Year image!!!! Here's wishing you & yours a wonderful & prosperous year to come!!! 2009!!!! Peace...
schonee
Super Shot!!! Wishing you all Best in 2009!
dianas..creations
Very amazing shot.....absolutely wonderful!! Have the happiest most magical New Year too!!!
vlaaitje
what a amazing shot...wonderful colours and creative done....and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and yours
magnus073
Wonderful celebration image to all your friends here Eddie, nicely done. Have a Happy New Year
Ciacili
da in martiana nu scrisasi? :D
Palmetto_girl
Beautiful shot! Happy New Year Eddie!
blondeblurr
We are off to a good start, flying towards 2009 ... it only seems like yesterday - time definitely flies !!! I am wishing you and family, what you are wishing for yourself, but especially good health... Cheers BB
efron_241
special image with the fireworks it is still going on here a bit... My best wishes to you !!!! Happy 2009 ! The year started 2,5 hours ago in NL and it already feels good. My you have health and happyness !
Minda
great image eddie like the picture and i can see my own language there..:):)..happy new year to you my friend...really LOL@your joke..
myquad
Happy New Year and thanks for the great words. A smile and a laugh to see in the new year!
Richardphotos
Prospero Año Nuevo. very festive image you made and happy new year friend
MrsLubner
I love your card. I can hardly say Happy New Year in English without messing up... or maybe that's because I've been sipping gin all day. LOL
adrie
Wonderful image, and also a Happy New Year to you and yours!!!
morganahope
STUNNING WORK !! TANKS TO ALL COMMENTS ON MY GALLERY !! THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME !! HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU AND YOURS !! HUGS FATIMA MORGANA BRASIL
Raaka-Arska
Happy new year !!!!
marybelgium
Happy New Year to you too !!!
bronwyn_lea
OMG! I laughed so hard. I am with you, I can't get over that pig! Thanks for the laugh. Great picture! I wish you a Happy New Year also.
marlenag
La Multi Ani! Eddie si multe realizari ,impreuna cu implinirea visului tau ETERN ! Marlena.
saretta
I know i'm late with comments :-( A very Happy New Year to you and yours too dear Eddie!!!Wonderful image!!!!:-)
felinx
Bonne année 2009 aussi :)
Mousson
QUE NUNCA TE FALTE UM SONHO PELO QUE LUTAR, UM PROJETO PARA REALIZAR, ALGO QUE APRENDER, UM LUGAR PARA ONDE IR, ALGUEM A QUEM AMAR. FELIZ ANO NOVO
emmecielle
Happy New Year to you too! :)
Sawen
A little bit late - but I want to wish you also a happy 2009 :)
photostar
Super firework display. Regarding the preying mantis and copulation...at least if she's ugly, he doesn't have to look at her while...!!! LOL
virginiese
very joyful image ! Nice card !