Get Outta My Way! by Kaartijer
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Hello everyone!
I took this shot few years ago by the Lake St Clair, with my old Minolta 35mm camera, using a 200mm lens.
Many thanks for your comments and favs on my "Southwest"!
Today's joke is here!
An Italian walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian hands over the keys to a new Ferrari.
The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the Italian returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says:
- Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this Transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?
The Italian replies:
- Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?
Comments (52)
MagikUnicorn
Awesome craquelure F/X Love it Superb
jeroni
Splendid composition and colors my friend
THROBBE
Great joke and post work!
flora-crassella
a very interesting and great photo work!!!!!!!!
anaber
Great photo and very good post work.The foam is incredible,Eddie.You had made a good job.
InfiniteMoon
that is way cool!
virginiese
nice capture. I've never try this kind of sport :-)
glix70
Stunning postwork, fltinf over the waves of the mind!!! Excellent!!! :)
M2A
This lake shot fits well the weather time :-)
tennesseecowgirl
Love the effect
bmac62
Great texture on your background! Pays to check these things out for a change of pace. Like it.
carlx
Excellent image!!!
zil2008
Cute joke. Nice texture work on the image.
Amosicho
Splendid composition
Fidelity2
My dear friend, you are a true master. 5+.
sema_fox
Wonderfully!
Lenord
JetSki's are fun, super shot. The millionaire didn't become one by being dumb huh. Peace
adrie
Awesome picture and I like the textures on your work....excellent done.
farmerC
Shining work.
dianas..creations
Cool image and cool joke...lol!
SSoffia
BEAUTIFUL WORK & COMPOSITION :)
DarkStormCrow
Excellent!
magnus073
Super cool photo here Eddie and the work you did on it is fabulous
marcopolinski
cool postwork!
erlandpil
Good work erland
miashadows
Perfect title ..lol...looks like it.Love the effects you added.Excellenmt work and thanks for the favs.
babuci
Here comes "powerhead", get out! Good action shot and a postwork is cool.
Darkwish
Cool shot and postwork too!
Faemike55
Wonderful image and hilarious joke!
Marinette
Ciao Eddie, SPLENDIDO LAVORO , io però preferisco di più fare Sub, ma non in Liguria dove il mare è troppo scuro.:) gea