The famed dadaist, Jason De'Argo, was born a frenchman until his pilgramage to the Gaza strip.  There, he became a German.  After many years of great angst,the philosopher, poet and general cad-about was becond to the opium dens and cabarets of Polland. There, he met the young artists, film-makers, writers and other street-vendors that passed themselves off as intellectuals.

Unlike his peers, De'Argo was not destined to experience the recognition, wealth and social prosperity that plagued the others.  Instead, he discovered a large growth on his neck and thought it resembled a barking dog. 

"Wow, just like the doggie my daddy had!"

He named the open running sore, Dada. Soon, he found himself rolling over for treats and pissing on lamp-posts.  Like the stench from his puss laden flesh, his art swept across Europe and onto the United States.  Yes!  A new art form was realized....

"Hunching Helena" and "Balls Lick Paradise" are his most famed work.  De'Argo currently resides under a cardboard gallord behind a Pet-Smart retail outlet store. He enjoys knawing biscuts and rolling in gravey.