Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (29)
Blazerwiccan
Very intresting and what a read too. Wonderful render and everything!!
infinityrain
What more can I say than I've already said......but WOW!!!! This is incredible to me, the art and the writing, all of it combined! I'm in awe....truly!
faeragirl
Very unique render; I love it!
geechy72
Very nice! I love the rust washed out colors.
Shiroyama
brilliant stuff!
shadownet
Great work!
ragouc
Very good composition. Very good light and texture.
dbrv6
Nicely disturbing playing around. Kudos on the setup and presentation.
Orinoor
Well done and passionate, I love the mood of the image.
texboy
like it indeed, lady, all aspects! the poem fits beautifully....!
moonbunnie
Beautiful image and the poem , wonderful artwork!
Rosie-D
Amazing image and words - wonderful!
Khory_D
Spectacular and evocatively image!
ThomasMacCallum
great work, dark and strange
sintoock
EXCELLENT
Cimaira
excellent, wonderful poem and fantastic image
Sstavix
Very interesting! Well done!
LBAMagic
Brilliant ode and render
Pankaj
Cool work !!!!!!
lunchlady
Stunning image!
maraich
I had no idea you wrote poetry - love it! Goes so well with the image - a little grungy and creepy.
Igolochka
Outstanding work all over! Like the style of it.
Grimslade
nice image; well formed poem; great work!
theSea
well done words and imagery
Kattey
Just wanted to add that I like that image :) Thank you very much for making and writing it.
scifibabe
Very cool. Wonderful style and technique. Cool effects. Love the pose and the unique outfit and accessories. Really cool fantasy work.
shotgung0d
Cool image and poem! Talent double threat ;)
kasalin
Very beautiful writing and image !!! Excellent colours and artwork :):):) 5*
Jollyself
this is gorgeous...I love the presentation and the tones in the palette