Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (17)
infinityrain
OMG How could I possibly hate it?? Awwwwww I love what you've done with it. :) :) Bravo!! claps I have a goofy stupid looking grin on my face now :) Thank you so much!! :)
wusel
Superb render !!!!!
lyron
Fantastic work!!
theSea
Okay wow. Rain's not alone on the stupid grin concession. Great work Jaki. The only thing I might argue on this is the composition, I think if she were a little closer to the camera... And thanks for the kind words. I'm glad I've been able to help. Giving back is important, so many people helped me (and continue to help) when I started out. Really though, stunning!
texboy
Well, I think this one's totally gorgeous! good work, lady!! lighting and all else spot-on to my eye....
Blazerwiccan
Love her pose, I did you did well with the lights I agree a bit closer to the camera would have been great but this turned out lovely.
scifibabe
I really like your creativity here. Wonderful pose and great concept. Love the background too. Great way to show it off. I think the lighting works well with the general lighting in the picture. Great job!
maraich
Oh, golly, you got me blushing here. Trust me it goes both ways. You've really helped me along, kept me enthused and taught me a bunch. But on to the picture. I was really impressed that you took on such a challenging image. The natural daylight and the water scared me, but wow, you tackled the whole thing quite handily. You were smart in warming up the image too, it brought out her skin nicely and made it look more natural. Also helped integrate her into the photo better.
Cimaira
Wonderful work. I've never tried blending before, but the lighting looks good to me!
sim3344
Great work!!!
anitalee
Excellent
shotgung0d
Now that's some mighty fine photo blending! Very nice all around!
qrud
she look's brilliant
marcopolinski
excellent photo manipulation!
mambo
This is VERY good work. The scenery is very realistic. Excellent work.*****
Speech
Yup, you nailed it just fine.
Tea_Rex
You should trust your intuition more often .. even if it comes to you in the manner of uncertainty. The images which you have considered not posting are very original and evocative. I really enjoy where you takes us creatively. Terry