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Watch Out For The Tree!

Bryce Humor posted on Jun 11, 2009
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Hello friends and visitors! Welcome!!!!! This is a Bryce render with some post work in Photoshop... Thank you for all views and/or comments!! Have a wonderful day and happy creating! ***This image is inspired by a true story.... When I was young I decided to take up the wonderful sport of snowboarding. I was already an extreme sports junkie by this time..being heavily involved in both bmx freestyle and a serious skate rat to boot! Naturally I wanted to expand my horizons so I enlilsted a great, but mischievous friend of mine. Jaimie was already an experienced skier.I asked him to go with me to the mountain and help show me the ropes. He assured me that my substandard equipment was more than capable of handling mountain terrain. This was my first mistake! The board was a department store piece of sh**t that I had used on the very small hills around my house....rofl lmao!! Huge mistake!!!!! Then he informed me that he had already been to this particular ski resort many times and knew his way around! (This is true! but was actually my quite literal downfall!) So after countless painful falls and ridiculous attempts he felt I was ready for graduation to a different "beginner" trail. I had determind that I was quite capable of turning to the right (ie frontside) but was having a very difficult (read impossible) time of turning to the left!!! I asked my friend to please take me on a trail that spiraled only down to the right and I thought I would make it down alive!!! Instead he takes me to an expert black diamond slope that is completely left handed turns (for me would be called backside turns) and is appropos because most of my time was spent on my now, rather sore, backside! Now we get to the part where the render comes in!!! He was following close behind me, no doubt laughing so hard he was crying at my shouting and cursing him for taking me down this hellish slope!!!! Well we get to a nice sweeping left hand turn (or backside) that I must make or risk launching off a sizeable cliff into the towering trees! Well needless to say I didn't make it and all I remember him shouting was "Watch out for the tree!" in a laughing voice.. I certainly did more than "watch out" for the tree because I ran smack right into one (between 15 - 20 feet off the ground) and it probably saved my arse!!!!!! I swore after that day I would never go snowboarding again but was back in less than a month!!! Oh the incorrigibility of youth!!!! Anyway this render is what it might have looked like from my friends point of view, the moment after I careened off the path into the trees and then face down into the snow!!!! All I left was a puff of snow mist and spray....... POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BYE BYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments (16)


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clbsmiley

1:03PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

Hilarious!!!! Reminds me of Missouri and Idaho the places I played in the snow.and Oklahoma. And we used sleds, saucers and or big pieces of cardboard...

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pops

1:06PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

LOL-This is a funny story-reminds me when I 1st went skiing, although I never ran into a tree but had some good spills. Excellent render

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lyron

1:16PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

Great story and render!!!

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spatium95

2:45PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

superbe travail

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kftate

2:56PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

LOL!! Very funny story and great illustration of the "incident". I had basically the same result one time coming off a ski lift only I didn't hit a tree. I tried to mow down a guy in a Santa suit. It wasn't pretty. Excellent work!!

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myquad

5:32PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

To be young and invincible! Great story and a perfect render depicting your 'crash'. Thanks for sharing!

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theprojectionist

7:02PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

Terrific,love the yarn too

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Mousson

7:29PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

fabulous and fun image

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mgtcs

8:04PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

Amazing my friend, lovely colors, excellent view...! 10+

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Radar_rad-dude

11:04PM | Thu, 11 June 2009

A wonderful remembrance and render! I can tell from your enthusiastic retelling of this episode that although you really had the be gee sus scared out of you, the thrill of it all hooked you and reeled you back in! Thanks for sharing the tale and image! A most superb example of living life to the fullest!

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vintorix

5:19AM | Fri, 12 June 2009

Great work. Snow is difficult to make convincingly! I am also a sports junkie sort of my favorite sport is weightlifting -I have tried that once!

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morganahope

9:52AM | Fri, 12 June 2009

WOW ... How much BEAUTTIFUL memory ROB YOU HAVE! Their stories are also lessons from Riso us! WHO DOES NOT HAVE BEAUTIFUL STORIE tell? EVEN IF SOME ARE embarrassment or Funny! Laugh Imagine the scene that you describe so well!

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Rainastorm

12:45PM | Fri, 12 June 2009

LOL Great story to the pic...can't get any better a story than real events

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Savage_dragon

9:52PM | Fri, 12 June 2009

Lol! Nice one! ")

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JeffersonAF

7:22AM | Sat, 13 June 2009

Very nice work my friend.

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faroutsider

3:01PM | Sat, 13 June 2009

Reminds me of the time I fell into the top of a tree in the snow, and had to climb upwards to get out... Lots of fun.


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