White Queen (g1): "Sure you want me to go to g8, master? The black queen might capture me there." Black Queen (c8): "On that you can be sure." Black Bishop (f6): "Yeah! Come here white majesty!" White Knight (e6): "Oh - shut up. Our master perfectly knows what to do. Am I right, master?!" Black Knight (h8): "Yeeehaaa. Sure he knows! Harhar - give us your queen now!" White King (b1): "Oh please master - don't sacrifice my beloved wife!" White Rook (c5): "Why don't you let me take the black queen instead, master? I could easily capture her!" Black Rook to White Knight (outside the board): "Sorry for taking you out of the game, honey." White Knight to Black Rook: "That's not that tragic, my dear. It's not a shame being taken by such a strong figure like you. By the way - I captured some of your pawns, too..." Death: "White pawn on f7 - stay on your square!" White Pawn (f7): "Oh - I'm sorry, but this is so exciting. Maybe I will become a more sophisticated figure soon." Black King (h6): "Forget it. A pawn will always be a pawn." White Pawn (f7): "We'll see. Perhaps I'll take YOU then." Black King (h6): "Pshaw! That will never happen." White Pawn to Black Rook (outside the board): "...and then this terrible black knight pushed me off the board and that's why I sprained my ankle..." HELL NO - someone please tell me: How can one be focused to an important match while there is such a chatter around you?! Btw: if you aren't familiar with chess, you can take a look for the solution here: http://www.p-guessow.de/mi2dL.htm Sorry Mr. Güssow... :-)