Christines Rescue by wlmay33
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Description
Christine was negotiating with the Tarsi (a hostile, carnivore species) for fossil and ore rights, and it was going badly. She jumped up and shouted, "YEAH! Well, BITE ME!" Which in the Federation Universal Translator it came out as "Yes, Please Devour me."
Before Nor(click)Nar and BM-80 could make planet fall, the Tarsi already had her on a spit and was about to light the fire.
Lesson Learned: Don't use earthly insults when negotiating with known hostile species. It may be a present to them, called, "Lunch."
Comments (3)
Fidelity2
S-P-L-E-N-D-I-D. 5+.
Tholian
Humans! Almost always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time. Well done and most amusing.
Biffowitz
Fun idea and render, I like it!