OGGLES by doarte

Poser • Creatures • posted on Aug 21, 2009

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OGGLES MEMO TO MADHOUSERS! What appear to be glasses on another doll excavated from the crypts and catacombs beneath our ODDATORIA, aren’t glasses at all. They’re something else … something we learned as soon as doarte diggers removed the steel-like-spectacles from this curious creature’s pathetic physiognomy. When our chief archeologist fingered the “specs”, her fingers fell off; when cryptologers tried to decode weird writings n the rims, every time they labeled something “GOGGLES”, the first “G” was gone, leaving us with the cold conclusion: the ghoul behind this gizmo seems gung-ho to dub its doll … “OGGLES”. WHY? That’s a guess for God! PLUSES: in a series of serious studies X-ray experts focused the glasses’ LEFT LENS on lab rats. VOILA! A MINOR MIRACLE! No modern MRI machine can match the clarity of skeletal images we saw on our computer monitors and TV screens. HUSH HUSHES! Apparently CIArs told Department of Defensers our glasses’ RIGHT LENS is a flying-saucer-tracker. What did DODers do? Immediately deployed an unmanned drone to see what ‘RIGHTY” could do. Well, it not only spotted the DOD’s devil device, it pulverized it in five seconds flat. So because of OGGLES, your America now has Century XXI’s first and actually accurate antiballistic missile system of national defense! CONCLUSION … WHEN DOARTE STARTS DELVING INTO THINGS, THERE’S NO TELLING WHAT WE’LL DIG UP! doarte Thank you for you viewing and comments. They are appreciated. Credits: Maya Studio doarte

Comments (96)

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Xantipa

10:13AM | Sun, 30 August 2009

Oooo.superb..your gallery is absolutely perfect..I like your work ...Eva

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three_grrr

9:50AM | Mon, 31 August 2009

Stunning find .. stunning addition to this countries security! Stunning addition to this countries medical world! A radiation free xray technique ..it is free of radiation? I must admit I am perhaps a little leery of the fantastic effects of these oggles (why does the "g" disappear EVERY time I try to type oggle?? Seee???) as my paranoid mind wonders what the side effects are of both functions?? Has anyone at the Oddatoria labs looked into this??? Another delightfully strange and odd artifact added to the collection at the Oddatoria Museum!

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MtnMist

8:07AM | Wed, 02 September 2009

I'm surprised the DODers didn't code name him 'Area51'. Great story that amplifies the total uniqueness of this incredible render. I hope this becomes serialized.

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