Raven: "Why was our professor raving for 15 minutes about the artistic value of this painting?" Red: "I dunno. It clearly says is isn't art. But I guess it could have been worse." Raven: "How could this be any worse?" Red: "He could have lectured us about the artistic values of naked women in a bath." Raven: "Yeah, that's true." Red: "So what is he ranting about now?" Raven "Looks like... A nymph and dryad bathing by the lake shore." Red: "... Why is he talking about some weird dork porn?" Raven: "I don't think it is considered porn." Red: "Why isn't it? Sounds like porn to me." Raven: "Because it is in a museum, maybe?" Red: "How is it not porn just because it is in a museum?" Raven: "Because museums don't have porn." Red: "But that's porn!" Raven: "No it isn't." Red: "Why not?!" Raven: "Because it is in a museum." Red: "..." Raven: "..." Red: "I hate art." And the moral of the story is don't let your kids go see art or become artists.