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As I write this I am reminded of a poster that was popular in the 1970s. In it a bird of prey, talons extended, about to pounce on a mouse. The mouse stands on its hind legs looking up at the bird with its middle finger raised. You might say I am the mouse in this story. I’d like to take a little pause today to acknowledge September 17, 2009. It has been six months to the day since I was laid off my job of 30 years. My thirtieth anniversary was on March 6. They threw a 30-year luncheon for me on March 13. By the end of the day on March 19 I had been released back into the wild. But don’t cry for me Argentina. I had fun those last two weeks. My boss, the man who gave me my notice, couldn’t talk to me or look me in the eye so all communication was by email. He asked if, considering the circumstances, I wanted a celebration of my 30 years. I told him a luncheon would be fine. Besides, the irony appealed to me. I imagined he would give me my certificate and 30-year pin at the luncheon. The speech would go something like this; “Congratulations Mark for 30 years of loyal and valuable service….now get the hell out!” It turned out to be a lovely event although somewhat awkward for him. Of course I broke every rule I could. I taped all my awards, certificates and acknowledgments to a wall of my office and photographed the image you see below. Note the message at the bottom - + 30 years = 0. Bringing a camera to the office is an offense punishable with suspension. On the last day I had lunch as usual at my desk but instead of my diet soda I brought a Heineken. I left the empty on the desk. During my last year I had occasion to meet two of the men who look for violations of company policy. They are a particularly nasty bunch. On my last day I sent a picture of a painting to the meanest one with the following message attached: Hello John: Recently I came across a 15th century Renaissance painting by Neroccio de’ Landi, circa 1490. As you can see it contains a picture of the naked Christ child. Would corporate policy consider this kiddie porn? Just asking. By the way, now that you have downloaded the image to your computer, don’t forget to turn yourself in. All the best. Childish? Oh you betcha. But like I said, I had fun. And you know what? It turns out I’m ok with it because now I get to do what I should have been doing these last 30 years which is photography. And I get to meet all of you. And you are a much better bunch than most of the people I worked with over the last 30 years.

Comments (11)


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Faemike55

12:58AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

Outstanding photo and story! Nice little jibes you've pulled as well! or were they jabs and uppercuts?

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myrrhluz

1:18AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

That's quite a wall. All those team awards, did you find that a bit ironic on March 19th? I hope the bitterness you must have felt has truely passed away. It is a very corrosive emotion. I am very glad I have met you. I always enjoy your postings, comments and emails. Cheers, Mark!

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PSDuck

3:14AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

Mike: you took the Zen way. Now you are a photographer, and you will enjoy it. Well done.

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Alz2008

3:30AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

Great story and capture..

lucindawind

8:08AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

wow ! 30 years right on !

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flavia49

8:12AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

fantastic story and picture!!! vengeance should be a pleasure!!! and it was !!! I did almost the same when I left my job!!!! The scorched earth policy is my favorite style of vendetta!!! "Never do an enemy a small injury" (Machiavelli)

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vaggabondd

10:26AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

lol love the story. great photo too. I bet they felt like little weasels everytime they walked by and saw it. nice job

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psyoshida

11:12AM | Fri, 18 September 2009

Their loss, our gain! Thirty years is a long time, but, now you are free! With your talent and wonderful personality no matter what you do, you will always succeed. That is your essence. Who needs them!

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hipps13

12:06PM | Fri, 18 September 2009

what a story with many thoughts and of course a laugh wonderful work have a wonderful weekend and glad you are around warm hugs, Linda

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durleybeachbum

4:30PM | Fri, 18 September 2009

FABULOUS, Mark!! What a great story, and most satisfying for all of us too. What a wonderful giggle about the painting,I love it. A favourite for me!

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sandra46

4:34PM | Fri, 18 September 2009

superb work! i mean, you did great! it's highly satisfactory to give something back! it was a glorious last day! when i went on retirement i made havoc the last day. I made no prisoners ;))))


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