Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (21)
shadownet
Nice
maraich
Oh, yeah! That mouth... Those eyes... Ahem, sorry about that - is it hot in here? This is up to your usual standards - great lighting. You always color coordinate quite well too. I have trouble getting backgrounds to look good, but yours always mesh perfectly with your subject.
dbrv6
Vastly improves M4. Great render and lighitng.
Savage_dragon
Yum! ")
MissKajunKitty
I'm Still Staring !! :)
ThomasMacCallum
Excellent, that is a really cool portrait!
Bossie_Boots
Wow gulp superb !!!!
Cimaira
fantastic portrait!
Speech
Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool plus.
tstray1
Great portrait with a lot of appeal ... may need a cold shower. :) Very nice work!
Shiroyama
very retro cool!
anitalee
Excellent
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Absolutely wonderful!!!!
texboy
diabolical...good stuff, Jaki!
Khory_D
Absolutely love the colors! They make him warm and cuddly and dangerous all at once.
scifibabe
Excellent work. Love his skin texture. Fabulous mask and outfit. Looks like he would fit in with the Kill Bill I movie.
infinityrain
Fabulous!! I haven't had time to check out the textures yet...I have some serious catching up to do. lol Wonderful work on this!! I love the image texture!
novelist
Fantastic portrait. I love the colors, and the piercings. That character texture and lighting are great.
RavynGyrl
Excellent portrait!
SophiD
brilliant work Jakie!! It's wonderful to see how some DS users have progressed through the years! :D
ArtistKimberly
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