Blonde Monday: Tell ME a Blonde Joke by Robert0921

Vue • Fantasy • posted on Oct 04, 2009

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Description

I live in a household comprised of 50% blondes and one that used to be but who's hair changed color at puberty from blonde to brown. So, I am constantly reminded that sometimes things said in "good fun" can rub some people the wrong way. Sometimes there are consequences. My daughter (a blonde) knows all of the jokes. She also has a bio-medical degree and is taking gross anatomy as a requisite for graduate school. Besides that she is drop dead gorgeous. (My opinion-See "the graduate" in my gallery to form your own.) Anyway, I just wondered how THIS blonde would feel about a blonde joke. :) No pulpits here just observation. Thanks for looking, rap...

Comments (36)

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Revelation-23

3:27PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

As long as it's in good taste, I'm guessing she can take it. Otherwise... she might dish out something of her own, and there'd be nothing funny about that.

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CrownPrince

3:44PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Ahhh Doesnt look like a good idea to me!

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HADCANCER

4:04PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Well your renders are drop dead gorgeous and so is your daughter. You are blessed.

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twingo

4:11PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

You could try a joke on her, maybe if she has a sence of humor you could get away with it LOL Great looking scene Robert. 5+

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Blackstone61

4:18PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Well you see these blondes went into a bar and threw out all the brunettes and made the redheads cry.... not a good joke? maybe have a death wish? Great render keep it up.

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mmax.ch

4:28PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Very nice scene. Great character, pose and light! Really well done.

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Seaview123

4:50PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

There's one blonde I wouldn't want to get upset at me. Good looking character!

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Bossie_Boots

4:54PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Im Blonde lol wonderful scene love the pose and the attitude superb work hugs loux

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shadownet

4:58PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Excellent

kbobbitt

6:32PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

She looks like she could put some "zing" into an axe swing, that's for sure! Awesome character and a beautifully detailed scene!

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elfin12u

6:42PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

She's gorgeous, and I do know several......but I have the felling she would axe me something if I told one!

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Kindredsoul

6:59PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

very strong woman, I am a strong guy myself but I am afraid of her, smile.

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scooby37

8:50PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Blondes have more fun, so they say. I am sure she'd have some with you if you made fun of her :) Those axes might be tainted with blood. LOL.

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tamburro

8:59PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Excellent!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jamminwolf

10:28PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

I'd be scared to death even standing close to her... tell her a blonde joke? hahahahaha not on your life! :) This render is funny in itself and I like your story, really loved the humor and a great result of this render here! Got a 5+++ comin' from me :) Great job! ...wolfie

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anitalee

10:30PM | Sun, 04 October 2009

Excellent!

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Oceania66

1:18AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

Bellissimo lavoro.

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wysiwig

2:29AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary "tools" together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her comfy stool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly from the sky a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." Startled the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a Thermos of cappuccino and began to cut another hole. Again from the heavens, the voice bellowed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." The blonde, now quite worried, moved down to the opposite end of the ice, set up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE." She stopped, looked skyward and said, "Is that you Lord?" The voice replied, "No ... this is the Ice-Rink Manager." I used to be blond myself. Now I'm just pink on top and gray around the edges, but I still wouldn't tell that joke to your young lady there.

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Tracesl

4:44AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

fantastic scene and character, outstanding look and strenght in pose and appearance. excellent.

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xeniaghost

5:03AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in their ear! i'm running for cover now, i'm scared!

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mauk

5:21AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

Very nice work!!!!!

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thecytron

8:51AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

Xcellent character development!

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Forevernyt

11:50AM | Mon, 05 October 2009

I think the image looks fantastic and I would never dare poke fun at a blonde! Especially one weilding sharp pointy objects!

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scifibabe

12:10PM | Mon, 05 October 2009

Ya know... I don't think she'd take too kindly to a blond joke but then she looks like she's a bit uptight to begin with. Awesome warrior babe. She's got some serious muscle and attitude. Love the outfit. Very cool.

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debbielove

9:13AM | Tue, 06 October 2009

OK then... There once was a Bl... THUNK!!!! (sound of axe embedding itself in head!!!) Yeah! You were saying? Walks off......... So cool, my friend.. Love it.. Rob.

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