Her: I caaall theee in the name of thy Lord... Ghost: I'm here master to obey you. Tell me what you want to know! Her: Tell me the questions that'll come in tomorrows subjective paper! Ghost: (goes and comes again) Only four questions master. one from chapter three, Two from chapter four and only one from the first paragraph of chapter five... Her: All right. Thank you! Ghost: Master is so generous to pay me a life for my work... Her: Life? What life? Ghost: Master should give me a life in return of my work. Her: Whose life? Ghost: A life that is worth the Master... Her: What? That's not a deal!!! Ghost: Give me your life master, so that I can leave... Her: Get lost you stupid... That's an order... Ghost: I take no more orders until a life is paid, I can see your father sleeping nearby, if master don't want to give her life I can take her father's... Her: (gets really scared) No, please don't kill my father... kill me... Ghost: Master! I want to kill you... Her: all right.... KILL ME.... (sadie screams) Me: What on the face of the stupid earth are you screaming? Sadie: KILL ME..... Me: Sadie! Wake-up my love and don't try to invite any more ghosts when you don't know how to send them back! Her: (starts weeping) Yes dad!!! (suddenly the fright disappears) Hey How do you know that? Me: I'm your dad remember? The ghost's gone! Now sleep well! and I shall tell your teacher tomorrow that you stole the question paper... ================================== The idea was given to me by UteBigSmile so this is dedicated to her!