Upon Further Examination (For Rebelmommy!) by papachile
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"Upon closer examination of the only life form here on this planet, I have determined that it is harmless and that this planet is ripe for colonization." Said Ranger Lara into her Captains Log.
Or is it as harmless as she thinks? Hmm....
LOL! Good morning. Hope the bed bugs didn't bite. Well, still on this kick here, making renders and such. Anyhow, this one again is for Amy!
Y'all take care now, and again...so here are some icons to use in your emails and what not...just don't use them at work!
A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool.
The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point.
Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door.
He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?"
She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
LOL! See ya!
Comments (22)
pspworkshop
Wonderfull image!
1358
hah... snerk... gerk... Captain Lara should've studied those old Earth drama Holos... she would have discovered why another certain captain went through so many red-shirted crewmen... very coolpic!
Raddar
ROFL Great image, very funny joke.
Forevernyt
I think the term "Look out behind you!" is appropriate. Much better joke! ;P If I don't talk to you, have a very Happy and Safe Holiday!
Faemike55
Wonderful image and funny joke
Tracesl Online Now!
excellent look and presentation, great scene
mgtcs
Excellent scene my friend, great pose and character!
SIGMAWORLD
Excellent!
RodolfoCiminelli
Fantastic my friend.....!!!
mikeerson
love the planet ground in this and the character and idea that is about to come.... I picked up an old star trek comic as a child and it had a plant simular to this. On the cover, it had a woman in the air all wrapped up like a snake and the crew on the ground with phasers, would love to see what you can do with a part two to this.
linkdink
Very very cool pic, great earth tones and a real sense of action. Love the joke too!
papachile
Hmm...I like yout thinking there Mike! I like your thinking!
BIGBEAR1965
Very cool scene! Excellent characters and poses
meselfr
a most excellent render! :)
ragouc
Very good POV and scene
Robert0921
Humm, someone will need to see a protologist to remove a nasty worm. :) Very funny, both the art and the joke!
rebelmommy
Fantastic!!
ArtistKimberly
(ºO•-)•––––––––•(-• •°• °• Very Creative •°•°• •-)•––––––––•(-•Oº)
chimera46
lol great stuff. As for colonization, I'll hold off on booking my next vacation there.
Magician
Very cooooool!
A_Sunbeam
Great sci-fi character and scene!
Madbat
Y'know, retro sci-fi just begs for a snakey monster wrapping up a space-babe. I think it's in the retro-sci-fi ISO