Fema-Ja, Earth archeologist and behavior scientist is giving the local yunglings a lesson on ancient Earth religious practices as discovered by the Centari on a recent visit to the now uninhabited planet. "Good Cycle Yunglings. Please look at the item on the left. We'll get to the simile of the Earthling on the right later. We have a most fascinating find here. A most important god to the late Earth species. These items, sometimes were called, "Poor Slin Gods" by the Earthlings were originally created and known as the "Great White Poor Slin God," Earthlings before their final enlightenment started making them in different hues and dropped the "White" from it's name. Also known as, thrones, johns, or crappers after an Earthling proposed to have advanced the function of these gods. We know these gods were held in high regard as every nesting pod had at least one, and in some, as many as they could build and still have room for family. Working nests had several of these located within easy reach of the earthlings at all times. They had their own temples set aside and were kept as clean as possible to appease these gods. Even serfs who had none in their nest, had one within a short distance placed in a small version of their nesting pod wherein they could worship. Earthlings also built massive temples where they would come together for a few time secs and as they sang, praised and worshipped the Universal Deity, a few Earthlings would arise at a time would get up and worship this demi-god in the smaller temples, complete their individual worship and return to the group in the larger temple allowing others to worship alone as well. Some Earthlings would start their worship celebrations early as we discovered in pictures found in and around their educational institutes of higher learning. This celebration is depicted by the display on the right. Fema-Singa! You are about to get thumped! Stop mocking Fema-Ra and put your arm down! Ahem! As I was saying, normally, one or two earth cycles prior to the gatherings, a large contingent of Earthlings, mostly the male of the species, would gather in small, crowded semi-sanctuaries and consume massive amounts of liquids and then visit the small temple to the Poor Slin God, bow and remove as much of their recent intake as possible. We know from observances, they prayed quite often to these gods, as we've found many references to them putting their head in the large orifice while praying, "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!" in which they'd continue the chant until they either emptied their liquids or they fell unconscience in reverence to their "Poor Slin God." For our next,... FEMA-SINGA! See me in my pod right after this presentation! For our next cycle, we'll present different ways of how earthlings presented themselves to one another for mating purposes, don't forget to get permission markers from your parents.