Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (18)
theSea
Nice to see you posting again! I like the 'over saturated' look in this one. Even worse - you don't want to see what ahs Eaten grandma when she gets there.... :)
ArtistKimberly
Really nice work it is so cool...
altmandee
Very creative cool scene!
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Fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hubert
Eerie and cool! Great render!
Khory_D
Wonderful image. Love the colors and how graphic it is.
Blazerwiccan
wow this is totaly cool, wonderful job.
Tholian
Very strange image. Great bit of work.
Shiroyama
very cool! i'd say the wolf is in for a surprise...!
anitalee
Excellent
Cimaira
Wonderful scene and great composition, I really like the gritty look of the textures.
shadownet
Well since it was on the way, I am not sure Grandma wants to see her either! Spooky gal!
SIGMAWORLD
Very nice work!
junilau
Beautiful
scifibabe
A most unique picture. Such a strange child. Not sure about Grandma seeing here - she might have a heart attack! Wickedly different pic!
maraich
Funky and wicked. It's like a cross between and acid trip and a creepy attic. I didn't notice the shinies on the wall before - like that. Adds some sparkle to the grunge and almost gives a halo to the main ghoulie girl.
SetoKaiba
Really creative and different work, cool and moody, please post more!!!
StudioArtVartanian
fantastic work!