1. The higher the rank, the less they eat. My opinion is that the CEO of a large corporation eats one diet cracker with a small light yogurt per week. Maybe with a spoonful of orange juice. Sugarfree, of course. 2. The manager does not care about teamwork, proactive, can do attitude and other HR blah-blahs. As long as you are their obedient slave, you can bully the rest of the department and utterly disregard their request for assistance. 3. Don't waste time and imagination on the dress code. Buy 3 identical nondescript black suits, 5 boring white shirts and you're done. 4. Don't bother to wear jewelry - unless it is so mundane, that you might forget it in the lavatory and not regret it one bit. 5. Don't do overtime. Never. Cram your work as tightly as you can in your regular business hours, skip the cigarette break, and wear Pampers to save toilet time, but never do overtime. If you leave the office today at 7, tomorrow they'll expect you to leave at 8. And they'll never forgive you if you don't. 6. Don't be the heart and soul of the office party. Next time there's another office party, you will be charged with organizing it. 7. The final lesson is the toughest. Never consider your manager to be a human being. The moment you show sympathy for their illness, personal discomfort, loss, etc., they'll think you consider them lame and sissies and the retribution will be harsh. If the manager happens to be female and during the "special day of the month", just pretend you're brain-dead and nod in submission to anything she says. P.S. If you are a top manager, read this, and take offense, relax: you are NOT a top manager if you have the time to browse Renderosity.