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I Hate Winter Sports series: Speed Skating 5000m

Bryce Humor posted on Feb 26, 2010
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Sports facts for the fudge: - These typical POSES here were NOT invented for decreasing the air resistance, as many of you falsely assumed since years! - They serve ONLY to keep the trousers of these beltless racing suits from slipping down again!! (Besides: Kudos to manufacturer "Uncle Herby Inc" for sponsoring and for their "One size HAS to fit all!" suit.) - In this scene, you can nicely see one athlete relying on a single-handed grip, whereas his more cautious adversary uses both hands to secure his trousers. Pretended disclaimer: Am reeeealllly feeling so sorry for those of you, who won't get this zany concept out of their head.... not before trying to seriously watch another speed skating race! ;) PS: Woody DID win a Gold Medal this time!!! ..... but had to return it for mooning over 600 million TV spectators, now known as the "Mooninggate Incident"! (Bryce4 render no postwork. Woody is the Poser4 Mannequin, though once exported and now being posed directly in Bryce.)

Comments (23)


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peedy

10:12AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

ROTFL!!! Funny story and image again! Cool poses! Corrie

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cricke49

10:20AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

great story, i love ur work and ur funny story lines! maybe suspenders are in line, lol!:)*5

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unstart

10:25AM | Fri, 26 February 2010

No body gives Woody a break..LOL!

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Bothellite

12:00PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

I have noted that Olympic skaters tend to have a large moon asset. So, I can fully understand the gravity of this situation. I would also suggest lycra with velcro... velcro.. somewhere - or other. I love this scene!

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carlx

1:01PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

Superb work!!!

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farmerC

1:12PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

Shining work.

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jmb007

1:17PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

une medaille pour woody!!superbe!!

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PatGoltz

1:40PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

This is a hoot! You don't miss a detail. Love the markings on the ice, too.

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Miska7

1:43PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

Very funny words and scene! Really well done.

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mermaid

2:22PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

loooooooooool..... klasse!

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Skygirl

4:42PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

Aha ha ha this is great although there could be some problems NOT to smile just a little next time I watch speed skating :-D

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bebopdlx

5:36PM | Fri, 26 February 2010

LOL, another cool work.

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claude19

1:19AM | Sat, 27 February 2010

AH AH AH §§§What a funny story !!! great designs and wonderful humor ! EXCELLENT awesome series !!!

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StudioArtVartanian

9:29AM | Sat, 27 February 2010

great work,with unic style!!!!

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moochagoo

11:50AM | Sat, 27 February 2010

Great story and excellent work !

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MagikUnicorn

3:06PM | Sat, 27 February 2010

Houray GOLD FOR CANADA WELL DONE

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JeffersonAF

4:27AM | Sun, 28 February 2010

Excellent image.

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KarmaSong

5:43AM | Sun, 28 February 2010

Excellent Bryce work! I like the various artists' avatars you've inserted into this composition :-)

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ladylake

7:29AM | Sun, 28 February 2010

Great image......love your creativity.

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grafikeer

10:33AM | Sun, 28 February 2010

Another humorous image...really enjoying this Olympic series!

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artistheat

6:58AM | Sun, 14 March 2010

LOL..Fantastic Scene and Image

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Naoo

6:14AM | Fri, 14 May 2010

very nice!

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mininessie

5:50AM | Tue, 05 October 2010

Lol...poor woody again XD


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