I Hate Winter Sports series: Speed Skating 5000m by Hubert
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Description
Sports facts for the fudge:
- These typical POSES here were NOT invented for decreasing the air resistance, as many of you falsely assumed since years!
- They serve ONLY to keep the trousers of these beltless racing suits from slipping down again!! (Besides: Kudos to manufacturer "Uncle Herby Inc" for sponsoring and for their "One size HAS to fit all!" suit.)
- In this scene, you can nicely see one athlete relying on a single-handed grip, whereas his more cautious adversary uses both hands to secure his trousers.
Pretended disclaimer:
Am reeeealllly feeling so sorry for those of you, who won't get this zany concept out of their head.... not before trying to seriously watch another speed skating race! ;)
PS: Woody DID win a Gold Medal this time!!!
..... but had to return it for mooning over 600 million TV spectators, now known as the "Mooninggate Incident"!
(Bryce4 render no postwork. Woody is the Poser4 Mannequin, though once exported and now being posed directly in Bryce.)
Comments (23)
peedy
ROTFL!!! Funny story and image again! Cool poses! Corrie
cricke49
great story, i love ur work and ur funny story lines! maybe suspenders are in line, lol!:)*5
unstart
No body gives Woody a break..LOL!
Bothellite
I have noted that Olympic skaters tend to have a large moon asset. So, I can fully understand the gravity of this situation. I would also suggest lycra with velcro... velcro.. somewhere - or other. I love this scene!
carlx
Superb work!!!
farmerC
Shining work.
jmb007
une medaille pour woody!!superbe!!
PatGoltz
This is a hoot! You don't miss a detail. Love the markings on the ice, too.
Miska7
Very funny words and scene! Really well done.
mermaid
loooooooooool..... klasse!
Skygirl
Aha ha ha this is great although there could be some problems NOT to smile just a little next time I watch speed skating :-D
bebopdlx
LOL, another cool work.
claude19
AH AH AH §§§What a funny story !!! great designs and wonderful humor ! EXCELLENT awesome series !!!
StudioArtVartanian
great work,with unic style!!!!
moochagoo
Great story and excellent work !
MagikUnicorn
Houray GOLD FOR CANADA WELL DONE
JeffersonAF
Excellent image.
KarmaSong
Excellent Bryce work! I like the various artists' avatars you've inserted into this composition :-)
ladylake
Great image......love your creativity.
grafikeer
Another humorous image...really enjoying this Olympic series!
artistheat
LOL..Fantastic Scene and Image
Naoo
very nice!
mininessie
Lol...poor woody again XD