Clock Fruits by Kaartijer
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Description
Of course there's no such a fruit or plant, but the rear-end of these poke weed berries (lat. phytolacca americana) looks like a clock... Well, somehow they are related to the time if you try to eat them: they're dangerously poisonous!
Today's joke:
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in her Catholic School.
Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"
When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret:
"Who is our Lord and Savior?"
But she didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to the rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
"Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary and the Nun once again said "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
The Nun asked her a third question:
"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"
Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted:
"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
Comments (30)
jocko500
wonderful looking and if you do eat one you may see clocks
zil2008
Ha!Ha!, Cute joke. Well it would have be embarrasing if Canada had lost the hockey games (men and women's) considering we where hosting the games.Would have been double trouble if the guys would have lost and the women won.
Lenord
I always heard it called Nightshade, nasty stuff. Cool shot Peace
magnus073
They are pretty cool Eddie, and I have to admit I've never seen them before now.
Richardphotos
I never just grab something to see if it is good.excellent macro
kbrog
LOL! Good joke. :D Beautiful capture!
Faemike55
Wonderful capture and fantastic joke
schonee
ROTFLMAO hehehehe...toooo funny...Great capture of the poke berry too.
watapki66
Very funny joke tonight! Wonderful macro shot!
OrphanedSoul
LOL... to funny! Fantastic macro!
MagikUnicorn
NEAT SHOT
MrsLubner
Wonderful depth you brought to this with a viability that is breathtaking.
adrie
vERY NICE PHOTOSHOT AND GREAT JOKE.
clbsmiley
One more time !!! LOL Great shot! Hey I made the balloon ride finally !!! YEA!!! :)
miashadows
Very interesting and beautiful shot....love the joke:)
Minda
wow! very beautiful photo eddie....and LOL @ your joke..hahhaha
annie5
Good joke, excellent capture! :)
SIGMAWORLD
Excellent.
RodolfoCiminelli
Wonderful and beautiful photo my friend.....!!!!
farmerC
Shining creation.
flora-crassella
wonderful fruits! GREAT photo!!!! and the joke: hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carlx
Excellent and tasty close-up!!!
Miska7
Very nice image and lighting! Great shot! Funny joke also.
Madbat
LMAO!!! Where do you come up with these jokes!
CarolSassy
Pretty! (:
mariogiannecchini
Wonderful capture and fantastic joke!
danapommet
Great title and capture with all those tiny clocks on each berry. Dana
amanda_a42
Awesome!
anaber
So curious,Eddie!And beautiful too!Never had seen.Love the point of view very much.Pretty joke:)
Zazou
Wonderful !