We Are the Orange! by Kaartijer

Photography • Sports • posted on Mar 11, 2010

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The new MLS season is near, as Houston Dynamo had played already some friendly games and still some more to play. Anyways, the 2010 season starts on March 27th, when Dynamo will beat F C Dallas (by the way, there's a joke about F C Dallas - it says "which two letter are missing?" No hard feelings, my Dallas friends, it's just soccer! I captured these images from the last seasons, when Dynamo played in Houston vs Chicago Fire, the final score was 3-2 for Houstonians. Today's joke: A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came to him and said: "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished." The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment. As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen. Suddenly, there was a long, high-pitched scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match. The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked: "How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has ever done it before!" The wrestler answered: "Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could." The trainer exclaimed: "That's what finished him off?" "Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts!"

Comments (39)

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Faemike55

12:03AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

wonderful image although it is hard to type that through the laughter and tears from the joke

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zil2008

1:18AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

I agree with Mike once again tonight. My eyes are watering. Haaaa!Haaa! Good one.

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CarolSassy

2:44AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Great pics! Thanks for the peek! (:

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farmerC

6:43AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Shining work.

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magnus073

7:22AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Some great captures here Eddie and I loved the joke

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Meisiekind

7:42AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Great collage of pics of the game! Well done here!!! :)

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adrie

7:47AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Fantastic collage of photoshots my friend, excellent capture.

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miashadows

8:38AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Wonderful photography and love the joke...lol...:)

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clbsmiley

9:03AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Great collage Eddie!!!

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kdraper

9:05AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Amazing shots.

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annie5

9:37AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Fantastic capture and collage! Very nice pictures :)

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kbrog

11:10AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

LOL! That joke was so funny I forgot what the image was! ;D Excellent collage!

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flora-crassella

11:39AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

interessante Fotos!

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RodolfoCiminelli

11:47AM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Wonderful and creative photo series my friend.....!!!!

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Miska7

12:24PM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Very nice shots and joke!

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Flint_Hawk

1:08PM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Great photos! Chuckle!

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mickeyrony

1:40PM | Fri, 12 March 2010

Hummm… Good collage there was surely joys ultimate. Beautiful work like of practice ((5++)) Hummm... Bon collage il y avait surements joies ultime . Beau travail comme d'habitude ((5++))

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