Believed to have tenuous connections to the Royal House of Moldavia, JakiBlue* was raised by a group of intelligent hairless chimpanzees in the heart of the Amazon forest, only being discovered one day in her sixteenth year by the famous explorer, Captain R. Burroughs.
Unleashed upon the civilized world by Captain Burroughs, JakiBlue turned her considerable talents to writing, and her debut book 326 Things to do with a Stuffed and Mounted Michael Flately spent 36 weeks on the New York Times Best Seller List.
A further six books also spent time there, although sadly, her non-fiction book Supermodels Can Act! didn't enjoy much success. Due mainly to the fact that the buying public believed it to be a work of fiction.
It was during this time, that tragedy struck. Bad book sales sent her into a spiral of depression, and it wasn't long before her addiction to '80's Teen Idol, Joey Lawrence, became common knowledge to her adoptive family and friends.
Pushing aside their horror, they sent her to the successful 'Really Bad '80's Teen Idols Addiction Clinic' where amongst the sad tales of Corey Feldman, Adam Ant, Jason Priestly and Michael J Fox addictions, she battled her demons and finally emerged, triumphant.
Part of her therapy included making intimate adult toys with Lego®, a hobby that she has translated into a world-wide successful business.
JakiBlue is currently working on her autobiography of her time among the apes, tentatively called Life with Danny Bonaduce.
*not her real name
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Comments (20)
Carlazzo
AWESOME!!!!!!! ASTONISHING!!!!!!!!
jclP
excellent..
texboy
well, she and the tears both look pretty dern good, lady! fine work!
weisserwolf
Great work!
Thetis
very impressing! it's superb.
scifibabe
Beautiful girl. Love the tears and lighting. Wonderful and creative.
Cimaira
Aww, see, you've made her sad saying you probably wont render the K4's again! lol, Wonderful image, great expression and I personally think the tears look fantastic!
Flint_Hawk
Amazing job!
wliebtposer
excellent portrait
anitalee
Great work
grylin
aww:) wonderful i think too
Shiroyama
wow, great emotion! the tears look pretty darn good to me.
ArtistKimberly
~•:¨¨:•°-:¦:-°•:¨¨:•~Excellent~* •:¨¨:•°-:¦:-°•:¨¨:•~
SIGMAWORLD
Excellent portrait!
altmandee
Beautiful portrait! Well done on the tears!
crender
Excellent congratulations!!!!
Larion
Nice work!
theSea
practice! stay with it!
DemonicaEvilius
Awww, I think the tear work is great hun :) You are too harsh on yourself methinks :P
Digital_Mischief
Tear is a nice touch. I rarely do kids unless their on the creepy, gothic side :)