The Narratu were seldom known to leave their native island, and they had very little contact with the outside world since gaining independance from being a Euorpean nation commonwealth When The King contracted us to shoot an "American Style" portrait of his bride to be I knew this was going to be a struggle The Princess could not stand outsiders, didn't enjoy having to sit for a portrait in clothing she was not used to wearing, would not look at the camera, and was really a first class "B". She wouldn't smile, pose, or cooperate But what do you say to a 22 year old that is about to become Queen to a nation of 2.5 million ? "Your Highness, if you don't calm down and stop being an insufferable brat, we are going to spank you ?" Her personal assistant, waived us to stop the shoot for 5 minutes walked over to "Her Royal Pain in The Ass", and whispered in her ear for exactly 4 minutes and 30 seconds. Walking back to us, the Assisstant made a statement "The Queen Elect is willing to make a trade. She will pose any way you desire in trade for a Coca Cola if you have such American sweet drink in your possesion This Assistant should be running the Country Lucky for us we smuggled in a few Cokes inside our gear The kid chugged down a can, removed her tierra, loosened her thick mane of chocolate brown hair and relaxed, hitting us with the most genuine smile I ever had seen on the face of a people who did not smile for outsiders Classic ! (Story based on a true story) (Render based on portrait of American singer Nicole Scherzinger)