This diagram is the latest attempt to plug the leaking Gulf oil well. One million bendable straws are all placed end to end and rolled into a giant ball. The straws are then placed into the leaking well... Then the oil will leak into the straws where it will be bent around to flow endlessly in the million straws until it eventually comes out the other end and is directed back into the pipe downward. Already BP has ordered one million giant softdrinks with straws and has ordered Louisiana residents to drink them and start putting the straws together. We can only pray...and drink!