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Hello y'all! Here's an image from Wisconsin, composed outta three different shots, but hey, all of them are from the state known as the America's Dairyland!
Today's joke:
New medications for women only !
DAMNITOL, Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORTH, Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN, Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO, Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and improves flirting.
DUMBEROL, When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country western music.
FLIPITOR, Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
PENISCILLIN, Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such lines as,"You make me want to be a better person ... can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA, Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL, When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond CD or a book by Dr. Laura.
JACKASSPIRIN, Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT, A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
SEXCEDRIN, More effective than Excedrin in creating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache" syndrome.
Comments (37)
flora-crassella
fantastic image!!!!!!
clbsmiley
Lol!! Pretty image!
magnus073
This is simply amazing, you did a fantastic job on it Eddie
alessimarco
Beautiful capture! Interesting medications! ;)
Lenord
Nice manip, would expect to see that sign in Tennesee, outside Nashville or Memphis. Peace
jmb007
bonne image!!
bmac62
Very cool...I haven't done any photo manips to amount to much for awhile...thanks for the reinspiration Eddie:)
tennesseecowgirl
LOL at the EMPTYNESTROGEN, how very very true... Great work Eddie.
kbrog
Fantastic work! :)
Faemike55
Excellent work, Eddie! Love the meds!
lyron
Fantastic image. Excellent work!!
felinx
Belle réalisation :)
carlx
Fantastic imagination!!!
farmerC
Fantastic work.
zil2008
Love the image, Eddie. .
RodolfoCiminelli
Splendid and creative piece my friend......!!!!
adrie
Totally awesome photo manipulation work my friend.
Miska7
Really nice scene and sky! Great work puting this together!
flavia49
splendid image and work!!
drifterlee
Beautiful scene!!!! Cute joke, too.
sandra46
great image and superb realization!!!
Minda
Very Beautiful scene eddie,wonderful image...and LOL @ ur medications ...
anaber
Hello Eddie!! i am sooo late, sorry!!Very fine view!And thank you for the smile!
jocko500
wonderful done here
Cgaynor
Wonderful compilation, and tweaking of reality.
OrphanedSoul
Superb and beautiful art!
schonee
Most Excellent!
dragonmuse
Interesting image.. priceless jokes.
Richardphotos
outstanding collage
thevolunteer
Beautiful composition. I love it. Aloha