Having been born and raised in a tent just outside Leavesden Mental Asylum where both my parents were inmates, I always knew I was special. Even when I was at school I stood out from the crowd, some said it was because I was wearing a potato sack and they all had uniforms but I say it was personality that seperated me from the pack.
After leaving school I struggled to make a living for a while until a chance encounter with a street walker in Watford High Street. After that I made my fortune from call girls paying me not to sleep with them.Â
Despite my new found wealth I was still very lonely until one day I met a blind, deaf, mute woman with no sense of smell and had two very ugly children with her. Alas her sense of smell returned and once again I found myself alone. So if you're very ugly and have no self respect, give me a call. I'll let you buy me dinner.
Some of the above might be slightly misleading or entirely untrue.Â
I was raised in Leavesden, just outside Watford England. That much was true. They filmed Goldeneye at Leavesden Studios actually. Fascinating huh? It was a Rolls Royce aeroplane engine plant when I lived there. The bit about the two children was true, maybe not the ugly part but when you look at their parents...what hope did they have?
These days above all I write comic fantasies and spoofs of the whole ridiculous fantasy genre. You can find my feeble scribblings at futilefantasycreations.co.uk along with some textures for use with Poser or Daz.  There's a real terrible film we made on there too. Go see!
My Stats
D.O.B: 1st March 1971.
Hair: A distant memory.
Gender: Ugly man.
That's it. I've said too much.
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Comments (8)
Dragonluna1
Nice to see you back FF!!
Cimaira
Wow, I missed you!! So glad to see you back. Feed the cat, change your pants, open a window to vent the smell, then render me some more art :) Excellent work, I love the effects! Good to see you my friend, smelly or not :)
jmb007
bonne image!!
Bossie_Boots
I missed you to ya nutter lol fantastic scene and welcome back !!!
DarqIce
Hi hon glad to see you're back .. you were missed :-) Looking forward to see what other things leak through your ears in the weeks to come :-) ~ D
alessimarco
Awesome effects!
Seaview123
Not half bad, if I do say so myself! But I agree with you on the title, though... lucky for you none of us... (and I do mean none of us) actually cares how crappy the titles of these pictures are. Don't believe me? Check out the 'What's New' section (or better yet, my gallery)! Great job!
DukeNukem2005
This is a wonderful!