Whaa....ain't cha ever seen an elf warrior before? by marineguy
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"George", the Elven Warrior
(Couldn't find a "Content Warning" for "Offensive to the Eyes")
found the Beer in Free Stuff from "Thebes", thanks
Comments (17)
eekdog Online Now!
great job! like the elven character, he needs a health club, thus why the ladies are laughing.
Faemike55
this is so wrong on so many, many levels. They should have an advisory for scenes like this Great render, scary but great! Love the expression of the Elves in the back (come to think of it, I don't want to know what they see)
colkin
very nice work!!! I like it!!!
jamminwolf
HAHAHAHA I love it man, just love it! That's gotta be a favorite hehe! ...wolfie
Savage_dragon
Lmao!!! Thanks for the laugh! ")
wilhelm2
Very nice idea!
Bossie_Boots
Lol that is wicked thanks for the smile superb work hugs lou x
NitraLing
Marvelous work!!!!!!!!!
jmb007
superbe image!!
Tholian
They aren't laughing... They are looking for those little bags the airlines keep behind the seats. I do have to agree with Mike. This IS so wrong on so many levels. Then again they say that truth hurts. So many "warriors" are absolutely this delusional. Great image. Great humor. Now where did I put that little bag?
alessimarco
This is really great! Nice idea and well done! :)
brewgirlca
Is this a play on Old Soldiers Never Die, they just fade away? Or is it once a Marine always a Marine, even if only in your mind? It is a good bit of self depreciating humor you show here :-)
marineguy
brewgirlca hahahahahahaha, rotflmao. More like "Not as lean, not as mean, but still a Marine.... Actually, I see all these beautiful elves, with beautiful elven women and fae folk standing with buff bodies, excellent weapons, perfect hair. I thought they can't all be so perfect. Modern society must have rubbed off on them over the years...so "George" was born. The wannabee, the hapless elf who cleans the weapons, cleans the stables, collects the trash and hangs out waiting for the "babes" a real "blue collar" elf. It was him or a "nerd". greg
velleman
Very cool picture!
PSDuck
Thanks for piercing the veil of Elven Propaganda! Yeah, they want us all to think they are the ueber-race: perfect in every way, buff (if not hardbodied), sweet-cheeked (this one is so cheeky!), honey-tongued one-ups on evolution. Oh, let's not forget the ever so sexy pointy ears. Is that a can of Spahck Beer I see? I agree with Tholian: they aren't laughing, they are ready to reach for the ...um...little bags! If elves don't grow tobacco, just what is in that roll he's smoking? I love George, the un-Elf. E.L.F. = Evolution's Latest FUBAR. All the above was said in jest. I don't want any letters, phone calls ... or flaming arrows in my outhouse from the E.L.F. (Elven Liberation Front). Did I give you enough ammo for more images, MG?
mgtcs
LOL....excellent scene, amazing sense of humor my friend, well done!
A_Sunbeam
Great characters and fun scene!