Welcome to my bio. Guess you are interested who I am and where I get my weird ideas. Well I'm a retired teamster. Yup trucking company for 30 years. No I was not a driver but worked in the office. Had to do dock checks so I remember going out and having to use a pencil since it was sooooo cold ink was freeze..
Started doing Daz as a hobby to keep busy. From there I purchased a printer that can handle 13x19 prints. Have 11 hanging on my walls. Like to change them for the seasons. My favorite of course is Halloween.. I have no art experience or training so its been a long learning process. I am not shy to ask questions to the more experienced. How did you do that? What did you use? This is the way one learns.
Divorced. Living alone with my 2
cats. My 21 year old cat is in pet heaven since 1-14-2011. She led a good, long life with me..
My second love is playing Kingpin Life of Crime, a first person shooter online game. Oldie since it was released back in 1999. First of its kind with all the violence and yes swearing. Just too funny. . My hand/eye isn't what it use to be, but sometimes I win matches...Vita pats herself on the back :)
I was born in 1947 so you figure out my age. But if you tell anyone I'll have to kill you.
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Comments (15)
vitachick
I removed previous image as I didnt like the view or the lighting. Sorry previous comments were lost :(
mistressotdark
good lighting in this one..the tie around her neck needs a little work, looks like its floating a bit
vitachick
Didn't notice that..grrr. Was ok in original render... Thank you for bringing it to my attention...
renecyberdoc
wow,surprise and i am delighted,and a nice follow up to the story, it makes me very happy to know that i can reach and inspire other artists with my humble works and also be inspired by thier work. i always say when i am able to bring a smile on a single persons face then i did a good job. as for the cleaning woman i tell you the whole story. 1- she was kind of voluminous wich means she took up too much space in our little dungeon,so i thought if i would pay her less she could afford less chocolate and loose some weight,wich on the other hand would save her mmoney on doctors and useless diets.it was only for her good that i cut the wages. 2-in the summer she was swaeting and transpiring too much,and as she is a big beaneater she left some gifts in the air when she moved around,she tried to cover the messy smells up with some maxy deo but it only got worse. 3-she started to behave like at home,sitting in the kitchen with her fat ass and smoking my pot i mean my pot huh. 4-she always watched this useless brainwashing reality crap shows and while rolling on my blue sofa she farted at ease,i had brown patches in the fabric. now i had to sack her. 1 i want space in my dungeon 2 its way sufficient when i fart and i do that better ,at school a was the fart-king 3 i want to smoke my pot on my own 4 i am the only one besides my dog who rolls and farts on our blue sofa. thank you very much for this gift.highly appreciated.
vitachick
Now we all understand why!! ROFL!!
alessimarco
Hilarious in the encore!
jmb007
bonne image!
UteBigSmile
Lol, oke oke, this is the right one for us, so René will keep his hands to him self, made me laugh, nice weekend dear Vita, Ute
NitraLing
LOL!!!!great stuff!!!!
SIGMAWORLD
Coole Szene. Gefällt mir sehr gut.
missblue
LOL! I bet Rene loves her ;*)
capelito
LOL! This funny! A story about Rene and Ute. Great work.
tennesseecowgirl
Oh my gosh that is funny ...
Faemike55
Your image and story plus Rene's response are fantastic and funny Now we know... Excellent work
Crudelitas
What a ugly Girl! Great Scene! Fantastic done!